What are your favorite / funniest / weirdest posts and threads on MaidenFans?

Randalf said:
Just sixty, I fly a jumbo jet
Dumbed by girl, she's now my ex
Night in Paris, I'm on my own
Time to do some book tour shows!

I'm running free, yeah
I'm running free

Booked a room from a French hotel
Reception girl was hot as hell
She has seen our Legacy show
My pants alone made her scream "WOW!"

I'm running free, yeah
I'm running free

Tried to get back home, Britain
Now with Brexit it's a bit of pain
Voted "Yes" when I had the chance
But now I'm here, stuck in France

I'm running free, yeah
I'm running free
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The dialogue on andruku’s profile is great.

“Hi Andruku, I see you downloaded my pictures I sent you. We Transfer tells you that the other person has downloaded the files. I just don't like it when someone doesn't get back to you, and thanks you. So what did you think of resolutions of my Eddie images?”

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jazz from hell said:
The dialogue on andruku’s profile is great.

“Hi Andruku, I see you downloaded my pictures I sent you. We Transfer tells you that the other person has downloaded the files. I just don't like it when someone doesn't get back to you, and thanks you. So what did you think of resolutions of my Eddie images?”

Reply: “My Name Is Priya Singh. I Run My Own. Mumbai Escorts In Borivali. I Am Beautiful And Hot. To Book My VIP Mumbai Escort Service Call +91 9987215552. Visit http://www.escortagencyinmumbai.com/mumbai-escorts-in-borivali/“
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Who’s gonna call the number? I nominate @Black Wizard
 
LooseCannon said:
This reminds me of when some Canadian company kept spamming us and I called them and asked them to stop.
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The hotel I used to work at would get 10-12 calls a day from a prisoner at the Wooster State Penitentiary. I never was able to tell them to stop calling because I needed a credit card to answer the phone.
 
RLonger said:
To me this band is boring as f**k now. I think they should be disbanded. Today there's a plenty of bands which are a way better. Iron Maiden will never be (and has been) so important to rock and metal as Black Sabbath, Metallica or the other REAL giants. Childish, unprofessional, making all the same shit since 40+ years. I'm so surprissed they are doing good - but their days are done. People are definietly NOT into them, and Dickinson is the cynical individual saying something against Metallica, GNR or Ozzy. He will never be on the same level, he know about this and he seemes to be just jealous asshole. This band is over to me, waste of time. Bye!
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Already made the cut imo.
 
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