Official American Football Thread

[LooseCannon]

Yeah! How dare they be successful and advance their teams! What assholes, amirite!

 

[Detective Beauregard]

I want to see Seahawks v Broncos. Don't really care who wins since I like them both, but it's hard to root against Manning.

Death to Brady!

 

[Cornfed Hick]

I can't stand harbaugh so I am pulling for the seahawks to win it all.

You realize, of course, that the Seahawks' coach is a truly despicable person, right? He left USC -- itself an evil empire -- just before the Reggie Bush scandal broke, costing USC a bunch of NCAA sanctions. Even USC fans hate him. Harbaugh, on the other hand, built a college program that is, well, downright wonderful.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Is it the program or the school that is wonderful??

 

[Cornfed Hick]

Both, of course!!

 

[Wästed The Great]

Hahaha! Of course, I should have realized!

 

[Collin]

So any predictions on today's games?

 

[Detective Beauregard]

Broncos beat Patriots 20-something to teen-something.
49ers are ahead most of the game but in the last few minutes Seattle wins it with something involving Marshawn Lynch, a controversial call, and a clown riding a unicycle. Harbaugh snaps and kills a ref, sidelines clear, yada yada yada...

A guy can dream, at least...

 

[Collin]

Lol, nice predictions.
I knew the Seahawks-49ers game would be very close. Thanks to Richard Sherman, we won!!!!

 

[Detective Beauregard]

I think it's gonna be a great Super Bowl.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

That was a super amazing photo finish to the SF-SE game! Way to go Seahawks!

 

[Collin]

So the Super Bowl is tomorrow. Any predictions?

 

[mckindog]

I predict nachos and chili.

 

[LooseCannon]

I believe several ballplayers will score, and that many of them will make touchzones after getting some footdowns. Eventually one sports team will be victorious because they have the most gamepoints.

 

[Detective Beauregard]

LooseCannon said it best, but my money's on Denver. That guy with the helmet who catches the ball is pretty good. Then again, Seattle has that one guy (also helmeted) who runs with the ball right away. It's gonna be a close one.

 

[LooseCannon]

Wow, were you ever wrong.

 

[Mosh]

That was embarrassing. I'm ashamed to be from Denver.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

What a blowout! Way to go Seattle!

 

[Collin]

That was so awesome! That was Seattle best game of the year! Way to go!!!!
Sorry Denver...

 

[TheSeventhSonRoberto]

congrats to Seattle, I loved Joe Namath's pimp coat but I'd still go to Denver to smoke over Seattle they have the better product