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Diesel 11

As you scream into the web of silence...
I could never get into him either, but I'm willing to give it another chance. Any songs you would recommend?
All of Bat Out of Hell and the first sequel are the best places to start. Perfect albums. Meat is REALLY hit or miss without Steinman. Mostly miss.
 

MindRuler

Ancient Mariner
You’ve got a good head start on the worst rap song of all time right there...
Hey bro brother Jerry Jer,
This ranting rap ain´t gonna hurt
I choose my rap words very well
You gotta listen to Bat Out Of Hell
Diesel said begin with part 1
But Part 2 is the better one
Objects In The Rear View Mirror may sound like cheese
But this song is gonna bring you to your knees
If you prefer Dokken´s Back For The Attack,
Then life´s a lemon and you´ll get your money back...

 

Diesel 11

As you scream into the web of silence...
You’ve got a good head start on the worst rap song of all time right there...
Now everybody from the MaidenFans, get up off the floor and clap your hands
Now everybody from the MaidenFans, get up off the floor and, yo
Now while he stands tall
Man’s so shaky Metropolis is gonna fall
LaBrie sounds like a white girl taking estrogen
When he hits the stage I feel a panic attack set in
Pull me under every time he hits the mic
Six degrees of inner torture, I’m gonna take a hike
Endless cycles of infinite decline
Let’s break all the delusions now, his voice is a crime
No misunderstandings here, but I would sacrifice my sons
If LaBrie would retire and just shut the fuck up
I ain’t playin’ dog, he’s worse than any growler
Barlow is so much better, am I doing this right, @Night Prowler ?
In the name of god, let there be silence, and hell
I hope the fucker returns to his solitary shell
There’s nothing much left to say, his voice just sucks man
The only astonishing here is that he’s still in the band.
 

Dr. Eddies Wingman

Brighter than thousand_suns
Now everybody from the MaidenFans, get up off the floor and clap your hands
Now everybody from the MaidenFans, get up off the floor and, yo
Now while he stands tall
Man’s so shaky Metropolis is gonna fall
LaBrie sounds like a white girl taking estrogen
When he hits the stage I feel a panic attack set in
Pull me under every time he hits the mic
Six degrees of inner torture, I’m gonna take a hike
Endless cycles of infinite decline
Let’s break all the delusions now, his voice is a crime
No misunderstandings here, but I would sacrifice my sons
If LaBrie would retire and just shut the fuck up
I ain’t playin’ dog, he’s worse than any growler
Barlow is so much better, am I doing this right, @Night Prowler ?
In the name of god, let there be silence, and hell
I hope the fucker returns to his solitary shell
There’s nothing much left to say, his voice just sucks man
The only astonishing here is that he’s still in the band.
:applause:
 

LooseCannon

Enterprise-class aircraft carrier
Staff member
I was on the Twitter and someone had a thread of "post three words that start a song and everyone will be singing it in their head after". Other than "Just a smalltown" and "THUNDER! THUNDER! THUNDER!" I was lost.

I am not into the music of the popular culture.
 

srfc

Ancient Mariner
I was on the Twitter and someone had a thread of "post three words that start a song and everyone will be singing it in their head after". Other than "Just a smalltown" and "THUNDER! THUNDER! THUNDER!" I was lost.

I am not into the music of the popular culture.

Yo! Tell me...
 

Zare

Automaton Sovietico
I've not heard Despacito when it broke out. I heard people singing the chorus, e.g. the word. I finally overheard it while waiting in the store, when it was very old news, like a year old, I gathered some meek latin-elevator music playing and soft male voice singing "despacito". I was pretty surprised at the song actually, I would never imagine it sounded like that. People sing/hum very badly, they got me off tracks. I thought it's some fat bass twerk song.
 

Diesel 11

As you scream into the web of silence...
Live at a Romney rally.
Truly one of the greatest moments in American history. Romney, up on stage surrounded by professional singers (read: people who sing for a profession), thinking he’s gonna be the worst singer there, and then it starts and the first guy is just bad. And you think it can’t really get any worse, but Meat Loaf actually manages to do just that. Holy shit. Sounds like a drunk preacher. And Romney at this point just gives up and accepts his fate. Truly amazing.
 
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