Onhell
Infinite Dreamer
Who?
Any way, you get Keith Richards instead and at first it kicks ass. I mean, you party with a rock star and all the sexy groupies that come with him. But then he trashes your house and your girlfriend finds out about the groupies and THAT'S when shit hits the fan. First she calls Keith Richards' mum who, just like her son, is miraculously still alive, to come and get her naughty son. Then she beats the crap out of the groupies for touching her man (that'd be you), then kicks your ass for touching the groupies finally telling you it is over, you are not worth your time and then proceeds to make you clean up the mess made by Richards and the groupies... even though she already dumped you...
Any way, you get Keith Richards instead and at first it kicks ass. I mean, you party with a rock star and all the sexy groupies that come with him. But then he trashes your house and your girlfriend finds out about the groupies and THAT'S when shit hits the fan. First she calls Keith Richards' mum who, just like her son, is miraculously still alive, to come and get her naughty son. Then she beats the crap out of the groupies for touching her man (that'd be you), then kicks your ass for touching the groupies finally telling you it is over, you are not worth your time and then proceeds to make you clean up the mess made by Richards and the groupies... even though she already dumped you...