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Dream Killing Game

Discussion in 'Can I Play with Madness?' started by Powerslave911, Aug 10, 2010.

  1. Powerslave911

    Powerslave911 Prowler

    Heres how you play:

    You post something you wish would happen, such as: I wish I had a million dollars.
    Post below you would say: You have a million, but they burn in house fire. I wish I own the Dominoes Pizza company.

    And such.
    You got me?

    Alright. Here goes!

    I wish I could eat alot of pasta.
  2. Black Thunder

    Black Thunder Ancient Mariner

    You ate a lot of pasta, but you stomach hurts bad! I wish I was born before  :innocent:
  3. Powerslave911

    Powerslave911 Prowler

    You were born wayyyy back in time, and you are currently a fetus.

    I wish I had a really fast internet. To download...well you know.
  4. LooseCannon

    LooseCannon Yorktown-class aircraft carrier Staff Member

    Loads of horseporn.

    I'm flying a supersonic jet.
  5. chaosapiant

    chaosapiant Trooper

    You accidently fly into the sun.  Woops.

    I wish I had an invisible cat.
  6. Perun

    Perun Cheesemäster Staff Member

    You unwittingly place your fridge on it and squish it to death.

    I wish private television was banned.
  7. The Stranger

    The Stranger Prowler

    Armies of mindless zombies wander out of their homes and feed on the brains of the ones who do not think all celebrities actually accomplished anything important in their lives.

    I wish people would realise what's important instead of worrying about money all the time.
    I know lots of homeless people who are happier and wiser than "normal" people.
  8. Onhell

    Onhell Infinite Dreamer

    People start worrying about "what's important." and suddenly go into debt! They lose their homes to mortgage companies, but that's ok! they know "What's important!" They can still live in their cars, but wait! Their cars get repossed by the bank! But that's ok! they know "What's Important!" Due to worrying on what's important and having no home or car they get fired for being late to work and shoddy productivity, but that's ok! They know "What's important!" Soon, they are not only homeless, without transportation and broke, but they are hungry too! But that's ok! They know "WHATS IMPORTANT!" Their hunger drives them to eating dogs and cats and once they run out of that they turn to rabies infested rats, but that's ok! They know "what's important!" The rabies soon takes a hold of them and they turn to eating each other! Then... THEIR CHILDREN! WON'T ANYBODY THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN?! OF COURSE NOT! THEY ARE TO BUSY THINKING ABOUT WHAT'S IMPORTANT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

    That, people, is how you kill a dream.

    um... I wish I was an NHL player.
  9. Black Thunder

    Black Thunder Ancient Mariner

    You would end up in the hospital because the enemy players would hit you in the nuts with the stick!

    I wish I had a guitar...
  10. The Stranger

    The Stranger Prowler

    Oh,no you di-in't! *applause*

    Back on topic:

    You'd play so bad Adrian Smith would have to stop you before you destroyed the universe he created.

    I wish I had superpowers.
  11. chaosapiant

    chaosapiant Trooper

    You have superpowers, but your kryptonite is listening to Iron Maiden; you can never listen to them again or you will perish!!!

    I want a chicken sandwich from Wendy's.  Spicey one; the number 6.
  12. Onhell

    Onhell Infinite Dreamer

    You are on your way to Wendy's when a Blackhawk helicopter swoops down and blows it to pieces. You barely avoid the 40 car pile up of rubberneckers in front of you and turn on NPR to find out what the hell is going on, because if someone knows what the hell is going on.... it's NPR, yeeeaaah. Turns out the Blackhawk is being piloted by Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre who annoyed by Wendy's campaign, "You know when it's real," they decided to show Wendy's what "Keeping it Real," is really all about. The decision was a bittersweet one for them to make as they, like the stereotypical African American, LOVE chicken, specially the number 6 off the Wendy's menu, but a lesson in gangsta keeping it realness must be taught. If not when will it stop? WHEN I ASK YOU? Nobody knows, except NPR of course... yeeeaaah.

    But not all hope is lost! What's this? NPR just announced that the systematical removal of all the Wendy's nationwide has inspired Dave Chappelle to return to TV. You catch the tail-end of the interview before Dr. Dre blows down the radio towers... "So Dave... what did you find so inspiring about Dr. Dre's and Snoop's recent rampage?" "You see Bob, This is EXACTLY what I invisioned in my skits 'when keeping it real goes wrong!' I mean, what's more wrong than one black man denying another his chicken! That's just wrong! I'm rich bitch!...."

    As the radio transmission ends you decide to stop by Subway instead, get a $5 dollar foot long and you chuckle as it reminds you of the internet porn you spanked your monkey to earlier, then head home. When you turn on the TV Anderson Cooper has replaced Wolf Blizter and he reports Dave Chappellle was gunned down by Snoop Dogg and Dre after his interview for "being a sell-out." In a surprising turn of events instead of being prosecuted and jailed, Dre and Dogg are given medals for their efforts. The President of the United States explained, "Well, they're rappers... I mean c'mon, that was gangsta... and real. Not to mention, who the fuck goes to Wendy's for chicken? KFC muthafuckas!" When asked about the murder of Dave Chapelle Obama responded, "Fuck him, he was a sell-out. no further comments."

    Obamaj, Dre and Dogg can still be seen at the local KFC downing some double down chicken sadwiches and downing some Dr. Pepper. Wendy's never recovered and you occasionally spank your monkey to some 5 dollar foot long porn... specially when the wife is not looking.

    Hmm... I wish I had a monkey.

    Edit: I fucking love this game :D
  13. chaosapiant

    chaosapiant Trooper

    Um...your monkey is gay and very strong, and dry humps you....to death!!!!

    I wish I was a transformer that could turn into pants.  I like pants.
  14. The Stranger

    The Stranger Prowler

    You get stuck as pants and spend the rest of your life smelling buttocks.

    I wish I could tell you about my life and my dreams and the things that happened, always real to me.

    EDIT:How the hell did that quote get here? o_O
  15. You told us about your life and dreams, but everyone died of boredom. I wish Iron Maiden would play a private show just for me.
  16. Suicidehummer

    Suicidehummer Trooper

    They do, and they play all the hits and only the hits.

    I want no laws to apply to me.
  17. They don't and you go on a killing spree. I want to own an entire island.
  18. Suicidehummer

    Suicidehummer Trooper

    That's not a dream killer, more like a dream fulfiller... although I wouldn't be killing random people.

    The island is Malaysia.

    I want a seven headed horse.
  19. Someone steals your seven headed horse and sells it for millions of dollars, and you have no way to prove it was yours originally. I wish I owned a gun store.
  20. LooseCannon

    LooseCannon Yorktown-class aircraft carrier Staff Member

    You're visited by a tall, strong man in a trenchcoat and sunglasses who buys lots of guns and has a desire to find Sarah Connor.

    I win the Stanley Cup.

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