MrKnickerbocker
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This is a brillIant serving of cheese! The quality has seriously been upgraded from the last round.
Elvinking is a worthy trooper, with a decent video and production, but Brothers of Metal is just pure genius. A terrible band name for a female-fronted group, loincloths and eye makeup, terrible and awkward growly guy mucking everything up,by-the-numbers music that is both unexciting and somehow still catchy, and Bloody Mouth McWhispers is golden! Also, the lead singer is actually quite good. I want to hear more from this band (hopefully without the co-singer dude).
Kryptos was so boring. They’ve clearly never heard of a lead guitar. Why is the intro one minute of boring pedal riffing? Why do they write lyrics in English if they don’t understand the language? Cheesy, sure, but mostly bland and bad. But Serious Black...whoa buddy, we have another contender for the crown! Cheesy as fuck high budget video with a lead singer who sounds like Weird Al, a band full of Nightwish rejects, the goofiness of Ghost ramped up to a thousand, and named after a Harry Potter character? Not to mention: it’s also a catchy tune!
I’d be happy if these two bands made the finals.
Elvinking is a worthy trooper, with a decent video and production, but Brothers of Metal is just pure genius. A terrible band name for a female-fronted group, loincloths and eye makeup, terrible and awkward growly guy mucking everything up,by-the-numbers music that is both unexciting and somehow still catchy, and Bloody Mouth McWhispers is golden! Also, the lead singer is actually quite good. I want to hear more from this band (hopefully without the co-singer dude).
Kryptos was so boring. They’ve clearly never heard of a lead guitar. Why is the intro one minute of boring pedal riffing? Why do they write lyrics in English if they don’t understand the language? Cheesy, sure, but mostly bland and bad. But Serious Black...whoa buddy, we have another contender for the crown! Cheesy as fuck high budget video with a lead singer who sounds like Weird Al, a band full of Nightwish rejects, the goofiness of Ghost ramped up to a thousand, and named after a Harry Potter character? Not to mention: it’s also a catchy tune!
I’d be happy if these two bands made the finals.