make up a lie about the previous poster

Discussion in 'Can I Play with Madness?' started by Mosh, Jul 5, 2010.

  1. MW564

    MW564 Ancient Mariner

    I am not finding it very difficult to think up a funny lie about Diesel, as i have never done so before in this thread
     
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  2. Diesel 11

    Diesel 11 As you scream into the web of silence...

    MW564 is a saber-toothed tiger named Benjamin Breeg. His cloning in a time beyond the new frontier set up a reincarnation like none other, in which he came back as a weretiger who fell in love with Charlotte, but was rejected on the grounds of, and I quote, "his teeth being too fucking big". This made him become extinct all over again. RIP.
     
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  3. phantomoftheicarus

    phantomoftheicarus Nobody can ever hear him call

    Diesel actually got caught in Hurricane Florence and got spun round so many times he's now called Diesel 4633
     
  4. Diesel 11

    Diesel 11 As you scream into the web of silence...

    phantomoftheicarus flies the empireofthemariner.
     
  5. Black Wizard

    Black Wizard Cereal Litigator

    Diesel goes to bed at a sensible time each night and doesn't post on a forum until daylight.
     
  6. Diesel 11

    Diesel 11 As you scream into the web of silence...

    Wiz is a wiz at being a wizard... when he isn't drunk out of his mind, that is.
     
  7. Diesel has a bitch to sing that shit.
     
  8. Brigantium

    Brigantium Grim Reaper Staff Member

    Cried was banned long ago. It's been us posting since at least 2014.
     
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  9. To manage this process the mods draw straws every Sunday night. The unlucky one plays Cried for the following week. Nobody told LC about any of this though & he went on to issue an official warning to Cried/Perun.
     
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  10. MW564

    MW564 Ancient Mariner

    It is of great annoyance to Cried that Cried is not referred to by Cried's full title, as the abbreviation could lead to confusion between Cried and Cried's archnemesis CriedWhenBlazeyLeft.
     
  11. It's @CriedWhenCRIEDLeft that Cried fears most! :eek:
     
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  12. Black Wizard

    Black Wizard Cereal Litigator

    Cried is not responsible for CriedWhenCRIEDLeft.
     
  13. That's not a lie.
     
  14. MW564

    MW564 Ancient Mariner

    Cried BrucedWhenCriedeyleft.
     
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  15. Black Wizard

    Black Wizard Cereal Litigator

    MW564 has a very memorable username.
     
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  16. Wiz's custom title refers to his longstanding role at Kellogg's where he has succesfully defended the company against claims that Coco Pops don't pop & that the monkey is made up.
     
  17. Black Wizard

    Black Wizard Cereal Litigator

    Cried frequently eats Glasgow's finest delicacy: a shit sandwich.
     
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  18. Diesel 11

    Diesel 11 As you scream into the web of silence...

    Wiz's favorite coffee is Chock-Full-Of-Nuts.
     
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  19. Diesel isn't just a pretty face.
     
  20. Diesel 11

    Diesel 11 As you scream into the web of silence...

    Cried isn't just a masked jackal.
     

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