make up a lie about the previous poster

[MW564]

I am not finding it very difficult to think up a funny lie about Diesel, as i have never done so before in this thread

 

[Diesel 11]

MW564 is a saber-toothed tiger named Benjamin Breeg. His cloning in a time beyond the new frontier set up a reincarnation like none other, in which he came back as a weretiger who fell in love with Charlotte, but was rejected on the grounds of, and I quote, "his teeth being too fucking big". This made him become extinct all over again. RIP.

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

Diesel actually got caught in Hurricane Florence and got spun round so many times he's now called Diesel 4633

 

[Diesel 11]

phantomoftheicarus flies the empireofthemariner.

 

[Black Wizard]

Diesel goes to bed at a sensible time each night and doesn't post on a forum until daylight.

 

[Diesel 11]

Wiz is a wiz at being a wizard... when he isn't drunk out of his mind, that is.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Diesel has a bitch to sing that shit.

 

[Brigantium]

Cried was banned long ago. It's been us posting since at least 2014.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

To manage this process the mods draw straws every Sunday night. The unlucky one plays Cried for the following week. Nobody told LC about any of this though & he went on to issue an official warning to Cried/Perun.

 

[MW564]

It is of great annoyance to Cried that Cried is not referred to by Cried's full title, as the abbreviation could lead to confusion between Cried and Cried's archnemesis CriedWhenBlazeyLeft.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

It is of great annoyance to Cried that Cried is not referred to by Cried's full title, as the abbreviation could lead to confusion between Cried and Cried's archnemesis CriedWhenBlazeyLeft.

It's @CriedWhenCRIEDLeft that Cried fears most!

 

[Black Wizard]

Cried is not responsible for CriedWhenCRIEDLeft.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

That's not a lie.

 

[MW564]

Cried BrucedWhenCriedeyleft.

 

[Black Wizard]

MW564 has a very memorable username.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Wiz's custom title refers to his longstanding role at Kellogg's where he has succesfully defended the company against claims that Coco Pops don't pop & that the monkey is made up.

 

[Black Wizard]

Cried frequently eats Glasgow's finest delicacy: a shit sandwich.

 

[Diesel 11]

Wiz's favorite coffee is Chock-Full-Of-Nuts.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Diesel isn't just a pretty face.

 

[Diesel 11]

Cried isn't just a masked jackal.