make up a lie about the previous poster

[phantomoftheicarus]

Diesel has his new profile picture because it shows what he's aiming for after his plastic surgery next week

 

[Diesel 11]

Not even plastic surgery could take my face and make it look "good", but I am attempting the hairstyle, so you're close.

phantomoftheicarus isn't Beelzebub, he's a very naughty boy!

 

[Brigantium]

Diesel has never, ever, changed his avatar.

 

[Diesel 11]

Brigantium thinks that Eddie as the reaper is offensive to reapers.

 

[karljant]

Diesel secretly hates Empire Of The Clouds... he only says he loves it to troll prog metal fans.

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

karljant isn't a Trooper - he drives tanks!

 

[Wogmidget]

Phantom is Perun's meme-posting alternate personality

 

[Black Wizard]

Time for a resurrection.

Wogmidget is a Japanese soldier from World War II who was in the jungle awaiting orders when the war ended but wasn't told for many years after.

 

[Number 6]

Black Wizard is actually Gandalf the White in disguise.

 

[MW564]

Number 6 isn't scared, despite the fact that Number 7 ate 9.

 

[Diesel 11]

MW564 is a stolen car. Please alert the authorities ASAP.

 

[Collin]

The Man Who Would Be King is Diesels favorite song.

 

[Diesel 11]

Collin is the master of lists.

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

Diesel thinks Blaze is the antichrist and despises all his work

 

[Jer]

phantomoftheicarus literally thinks there’s an Iron Maiden song called “Phantom Of The Icarus”.

 

[Brigantium]

Jer thinks Janick is the most spot-on perfect guitarist in the world, especially live.

 

[Diesel 11]

Brig thinks that Dance of Death is Maiden’s sloppiest work and that Reaper Eddie is the worst Eddie ever.

 

[MW564]

Diesel wished Maiden had kept Paul, because he's hated the two pretenders that have come after.

 

[Lampwick 43]

MW564's username comes from the license plate of the last car that he stole.

 

[Diesel 11]

Lampwick 43’s username comes from the Pinocchio character and the day of the year in which he ran away from his family and became a yacht salesman.