Are we being serious? (--not you two obviously!) Look, I ain't no kid anymore, & I like a nice view with a few drinks, watching the mighty Maiden, like any old dude. But, you gotta be standing. In Glasgow I watched about half the gig from quite near the back, just to take in the stage, take it easy, & generally pace myself; & have some drinks. But about half way through I just thought "to hang with this" & bustled my way forward. It was an almighty crush & I literally wrestled my way to three rows from the front. And that close people ain't for shifting an inch. At one point I was on my friends shoulders & was just out of arms-reach from crowd security; just about as close as you want to be I reckon...