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[Night Prowler]

Might just be my sick mind again, but had a good chuckle over this. Spoiler because it might be a bit NSFW:

Spoiler

Talking with an American co-worker and she's like:
"OK you can e-mail this guy #1 from this company and I'll contact guy #2 from the same company.
We can do this for these 2 companies as well, so like... double penetration"

Me:

 

[Magnus]

I think you need a proper massage, brate NP.

 

[Magnus]

And an egg on top would do miracles, or so I've heard.

 

[Night Prowler]

I think you need a proper massage, brate NP.

Definitely

 

[____no5]

Also for weldings we use the term

Spoiler: NSFW

penetration.

Never chuckled or joked over it, or any of the welders I know…

Regarding NP’s coworker quote, it could range anywhere from complete innocence to active provocation.

 

[Perun]

Liberals are taking the German education and research ministry. As a researcher in humanities I might as well look for a nice spot under a bridge now.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

@Saapanael - still out walking?

 

[Saapanael]

@Saapanael - still out walking?

We ended today with sunrise, so it took about 24 hours. The walk was cut shorter as many became unable to continue. I walked a total of 60 km when the end was called. I estimated I would’ve managed 80 but probably no more than that (the actual route ended up being around 100 km). And with the walk and previous trials behind me, as of today I am a junior seargant.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Well done!

 

[Brigantium]

Nice camo pattern too

 

[Saapanael]

Nice camo pattern too

Digi-camo they call it.

 

[Saapanael]

I love Steven Wilson! He makes the greatest music known to man and one day I'm going to marry him!

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Did you marry him yet?

 

[Perun]

Now writing my official first post from my new Lenovo Legion 5i. Took advantage of a Black Friday deal and got a pretty nice new laptop to replace my ancient Asus from 2013 that was literally falling apart.

 

[____no5]

20211202

Today's date can be read both sides.

 

[Saapanael]

20211202

Today's date can be read both sides.

Only if you write the year first.

 

[Lampwick 43]

Another year of Maiden reigning supreme.

 

[Saapanael]

Another year of Maiden reigning supreme.

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Are these LTE songs in your most listened?

 

[Lampwick 43]

Are these LTE songs in your most listened?

Indeed. 3 of my top 5 songs were by LTE. I'm a little surprised they didn't end up being one of my top 5 bands.




And, for good measure, my top 5 genres:

 

[Shmoolikipod]

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What the hell were they thinking when designing this page...

Well here's mine:

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

My Spotify is actin the maggot and wont play through my 2021 fully. But I got my Top 5 songs. 3 from Senjustu. Definitely not representative of my year. I blitzed that shit for a few weeks and abandoned it.
The main problem with listenin to super chill piano music for sleep is that on yer annual spotify playlist you get super chill piano music sandwiched in between Van Halen and Avicii. Thats what the skip buttons for, I suppose.