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Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. My dishwashing machine stopped prematurely and the warning light for water outlet was flashing. And there was water left in the machine.

I might have to get a plumber. And they're probably all in quarantine.

Also my Piper Cub flight earlier today was cancelled. Fortunately due to wind and not Covid-19.
 
Perun said:
While waiting for my exam to start, I decided to pass the time and take walk on a downtown cemetery next to the institute, which has many famous people buried there. As I entered the cemetery, two black cats crossed my way and I saw two overturned tombstones. Tomorrow is Friday the 13th and I'm flying from one COVID-19 town to another.

Thank goodness I'm not superstitious.
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Dr. Eddies Wingman said:
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. My dishwashing machine stopped prematurely and the warning light for water outlet was flashing. And there was water left in the machine.

I might have to get a plumber. And they're probably all in quarantine.

Also my Piper Cub flight earlier today was cancelled. Fortunately due to wind and not Covid-19.
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Do you pre wash your dishes? If not, I suggest you scoop the water out of the machine yourself and clean the interior of the machine or it will smell like death before the plumber arrives. You can get some of the water out from the drain by using a small coffee cup. It will help with the smell.

I should know, I had the same thing happen a couple of weeks ago. :D
 
I usually flush/wipe off the worst stuff before I put it in there.

The machine didn't start complaining until well into the program, so the interior looks pretty clean. I have also disassembled some of the outlet piping and checked it, it's not clogged. Disconnecting the hose located nearest the machine is going to be difficult, though.

Weekend project, hurrah.
 
Dr. Eddies Wingman said:
I usually flush/wipe off the worst stuff before I put it in there.

The machine didn't start complaining until well into the program, so the interior looks pretty clean. I have also disassembled some of the outlet piping and checked it, it's not clogged. Disconnecting the hose located nearest the machine is going to be difficult, though.

Weekend project, hurrah.
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Good luck. Better be coming home after your longest day on this final frontier, or die with your boots on.
 
Dr. Eddies Wingman said:
I'll have infinite dreams about this tonight. Or about coronavirus.

Maybe I should just run to the hills.
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I bet you feel like a stranger in a strange land in this brave new world. But alas, fear is the key, not chains of misery. Virus might make you feel like a prisoner, or like a mercenary, but here's a revelation: Heaven can wait. The time spent working on your dishwasher will not seem like wasted years but a dance of death. But I am certain, as I'm clarvoyant, it will not be a matter of life and death. It's about running free, prowling around the same spaces where only eagles dare, at the speed of light. So get back in the village, it's as you know, for the greater good of god. It's your legacy.
 
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