Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
Many spammers has been kicked!
Done this in the rant thread before, doing it a little here now.
Me: OK, I can make hamburgers and french fries.
Friend: I don't like french fries from frozen.
Me: You eat them literally all the time at fast food restaurants.
Friend: That's different. I don't like them in an oven.
Me: OK, why?
Friend: They're too dry.
Me: So I'll make them fresh.
Friend: How do you make french fries fresh?
Me: Cut a potato up and bake it.
Friend: No need to be a smartass.
Me: ????????
Precisely. Baked fries?You were such a smartass to that friend of yours.
What's special about them?Just found this on amazon.. Could be the best purchase I've ever made. I ordered two of them.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002GYX5K/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
That really is so amazing!A 3D printer made possible the first version of this amazing contraption:
http://www.acdelcobowmenarchery.club/news/news_20150312_Kurtis_has_a_bow.pdf
A typical day at work.
Me: Good morning!
Colleague (mumbling towards the screen): Morning.
*30 Minutes pass*
Colleague (mumbling towards the screen): Do this please.
Me: Done.
*30 minutes pass*
Me: What does this mean?
Colleague (mumbling towards the screen): A moment please. (turns over) You do this and that (cue elliptic mumblings).
Me: OK...
*10 minutes pass*
Me: Can you say again what you meant by [elliptic mumbling]?
Colleague: What do you think?
Me: Probably this. Right?
Colleague: Mhm.
*30 minutes pass*
Me: I'll go for a break.
*1 hour passes*
Colleague (mumbling towards the screen): Did you do this?
Me: Yes, two hours ago.
*1 hour passes*
Me: I'll go for lunch.
*2 hours pass*
Colleague (mumbling towards the screen): I sent you an email.
Me: Already done.
Colleague (mumbling towards the screen): Did you consider the specifications in the second paragraph?
Me: Yes.
*3 hours pass*
Colleague: See you tomorrow.
Me: Have a good one!
I wonder when I last exchanged more than 100 words with someone in the office in one day. If ever.