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[Saapanael]

The only time my singing is not tear-your-ears-off bad is after a night of drinking.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

The usual explanation for that is that when drunk, you don't realize how bad it actually sounds ...

 

[Saapanael]

Nah, I'm sober now, but alcohol makes the voice deeper.
Hangover is mostly cured as well, waking up was not pleasant.

 

[Black Wizard]

The usual explanation for that is that when drunk, you don't realize how bad it actually sounds ...

But we sounded amazing at the O2 Arena in May.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Good acoustics at the venue.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Nah, I'm sober now, but alcohol makes the voice deeper.
Hangover is mostly cured as well, waking up was not pleasant.

Well, yes, if you want to sound like Tom Waits, alcohol is great

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

You know how you get all these dog/pet walking/grooming services now? A lot of them incorporate the word paws into their trading name because, I assume, they think it sounds kinda cute; and dogs & cats have paws. Well, the other day we're driving along and I notice a van in front of us emblazoned with images of dogs/cats etc advertising such services. They'd come up with a catchy name which I hope was meant to be funny in the way I thought, but I'm not sure if it was intentional...

They're called Paws Deep.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

They're bound to know. Dirty fuckers. Brilliant.

 

[Magnus]

At least it didn't say "We take care of you pussy for you" I presume?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

There may well have been mention of pussy. I was driving & didn't read it that carefully.

 

[Magnus]

You heroically prevented a road accident there. Knowing your love for cats I mean.

 

[Saapanael]

Going to the city for the third time today.

 

[Magnus]

Been listening to M.O.D., have you?

 

[Diesel 11]

Are you a fool for the city?

 

[Night Prowler]

http://forum.maidenfans.com/threads/hello.68336/

Is this the first forum member that's younger than the forum?

 

[Brigantium]

She should get some kind of award for that.

 

[Diesel 11]

We need some sort of rep system on here.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Sorry, couldn't resist
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You're damn right he does!

 

[Black Wizard]

I am somewhere in this photo. Try to find me.

Hint: I'm wearing a black t-shirt.

 

[Brigantium]

The one with the guitar. I'd recognise you anywhere.