Black Wizard
Pleb Hunter
Show her? It's a fucking library dude!
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Moon Child
Ancient Mariner
Wouldn't showing her be just as awkward? Tell her to Google it or look it up on Wikipedia. She wants to know so she can look it up.
national acrobat
Ancient Mariner
A fucking library? Sounds like the perfect place to demonstrate.
Travis The Dragon
AFTERGLOW!!!
Oh my Flash. You perverted sick fuck! 
I think I just wrote two of the sickest, most perverted, disgusting and horrifying sexual short stories ever.
TMI dude, TMI.
I think I just wrote two of the sickest, most perverted, disgusting and horrifying sexual short stories ever.
Great! When are they being published?
Travis The Dragon
AFTERGLOW!!!
Good for you?I think I just wrote two of the sickest, most perverted, disgusting and horrifying sexual short stories ever.
Moon Child
Ancient Mariner
You took the words right out of my mouth...
I doubt that highly.I think I just wrote two of the sickest, most perverted, disgusting and horrifying sexual short stories ever.
Of course.
Moon Child
Ancient Mariner
It is because for some of us, it's not Monday morning yet... 
Ariana
Black-and-white leopard
Alright then.
A boy and a girl are going to have sex. The boy is very inexperienced so the girl practically has to teach him everything. She proposes a 69 but of course she has to explain what he has to do. So they get down to business but all of a sudden the girl farts. A little bit of chuckling and embarrassed looks and they're ready to try again. Unfortunately, the girl farts once again. The guy gets up and starts getting dressed. She asks: "What's wrong? Where are you going?" and he says "Do you really think I'm staying for the remaining 67?"
Moon Child
Ancient Mariner
That was good for a late night laugh.
Not too bad at all!
Unknown One
I see the ghost of navigators.
Just had a conversation with a guy (no, not the guy from last time) and basically his view was that Melodic Death Metal is the same as Thrash Metal except for the vocal style. What does everyone think of this?