Let's try and get 1,000,000 replies to this post

[Wästed The Great]

Royce!

 

[Mosh]

how the fuck did TS post in a locked topic?? I'm scared.

 

[Wästed The Great]

1k is everywhere.....

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

thousand_suns has mad ninja skillz.

Reminder to all Maidenfans newbies: if you ever see a post by thousand_suns, do exactly what he says.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Oh, sorta like "simon says"?

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

Royce!

Hmm. Yes. We are back on track. Good. And how about... God?

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Oh, sorta like "simon says"?

Well, you know how rarely t_s posts. Certainly, whatever he says must be very much worth listening to.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Hmm. Yes. We are back on track. Good. And how about... God?

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Gimme a choice!

Well, you know how rarely t_s posts. Certainly, whatever he says must be very much worth listening to.

Yes, he rarely speaks, but when he does, its out of this world.

 

[Mosh]

i wanted to post my favorite maiden snog but I don't have the skillz to post in a locked topic like T_S

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

Gimme a choice!

Oh, so you're a man who knows his religion. You're aware of the plethora of deities worshiped by humans over the years, and you wish to know which God I speak of. Excellent. I respect a man who insists upon precision.

How about... the one some call "Lord".

 

[Wästed The Great]

Hm, well.. I say Christ. But I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein, or Superman.

 

[LooseCannon]

….Lord Beelzebub!

I don't believe in Jewish Zombies, though.

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

Loosey, I don't think you understand the conversation...

I shall ask Wasted to explain. Wasted, what do you want to do?

 

[LooseCannon]

Sorry. I can't keep up with it because I am at work. Please summarize in point form.

 

[Wästed The Great]

I JUST WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE!!

 

[LooseCannon]

Go ride.

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

Here ya go, LC.  

I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.

Tell me good sir, where do you want to ride your bicycle?

I want to ride it where I like!

Indeed. Now, let's try some word association. What do you think of if I say "black"?

I say "white".

I say "bark"??

You say bark, I say bite.

Perhaps one more such query might enlighten us. What is your response to "shark"?

Hey, man, Jaws was never my scene.

And now we see the subject's failure of concentration, as he veers off on an unexpected tangent. Who brought up movies?

The correct answer, for a normal person, is "sandwich".

But let's humor Mr. Wasted further, and continue our discussion of fine cinema. Do you like science fiction movies?

I don't like Star Wars....

Oh, that can't be right. Everyone likes Star Wars. We must get to the bottom of this. The psychoanalysis must continue.

So let's try word association again. Rolls!

Royce!

Hmm. Yes. We are back on track. Good. And how about... God?

Gimme a choice!

Oh, so you're a man who knows his religion. You're aware of the plethora of deities worshiped by humans over the years, and you wish to know which God I speak of. Excellent. I respect a man who insists upon precision.

How about... the one some call "Lord".

Hm, well.. I say Christ. But I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein, or Superman.

 

[Mega]

What the fork

 

[LooseCannon]

Fork = spoon

 

[Mega]

Ah! That explains everything.


Also I don't understand

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

Oh fer crying out loud.