So I get home from work today, walk in the door, and I was immediately confronted by a malodorous stench that can only mean one thing ... the dog had an accident. I have no idea what she ate, but it must be something besides her usual food which has never upset her. Maybe she found a dead animal in my yard or something. Whatever it was, it came back out both ends in mostly liquid form. I just spent the last few minutes cleaning up the most stomach-turning puddles she has ever produced. And since it was wet, I have to wait for the remainders to dry out before I can get them out of the carpet. All I can do for now is light the candles.
By the Holy Mullet, I need some rockin' music BAD.
<cranks up some Alice In Chains>
By the Holy Mullet, I need some rockin' music BAD.
<cranks up some Alice In Chains>