Dr. Eddies Wingman
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MisterAJ said:
Had a good laugh at some of those
Here, one that only Norwegians will understand:
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Had a good laugh at some of those
Here, one that only Norwegians will understand:
Skippy's List: the 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the US Army
38. Our supply Sgt is “Sgt Watkins” not “Sugar Daddy”.
56. An order to “Make my Boots black and shiny” does not involve electrical tape.
118. Burn pits for classified material are not revel fires – therefore it is wrong to dance naked around them.
179. On Army documents, my race is not “Other”.
180. Nor is it “Secretariat, in the third”.
38. Our supply Sgt is “Sgt Watkins” not “Sugar Daddy”.
56. An order to “Make my Boots black and shiny” does not involve electrical tape.
118. Burn pits for classified material are not revel fires – therefore it is wrong to dance naked around them.
179. On Army documents, my race is not “Other”.
180. Nor is it “Secretariat, in the third”.
Been awhile since I've seen that. It's grown.
MisterAJ
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12. Not allowed to join any militia.
13. Not allowed to form any militia.
15. Not allowed to train adopted stray dogs to “Sic Brass!”
31. Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions.
32. Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.
33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.
35. Not allowed to sing “High Speed Dirt” by Megadeth during airborne operations. (“See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I’m off to meet my maker”)
13. Not allowed to form any militia.
15. Not allowed to train adopted stray dogs to “Sic Brass!”
31. Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions.
32. Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.
33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.
35. Not allowed to sing “High Speed Dirt” by Megadeth during airborne operations. (“See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I’m off to meet my maker”)
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
They say the proof of the pudding is in the eating, but where is the pudding?
On your spoon or in your mouth....
...or, if its a really good week, on her nipples...
...or, if its a really good week, on her nipples...
Today in Iranian history class, I drew a picture of dancing ayatollahs on my notepad and scribbled some awful puns related to Iranian clergy underneath. My neighbour read it and laughed, and passed it to her neighbour who didn't get it and passed it to her neighbour who happened to be the lecturer. Talk about an embarrassing moment...
Albie said:That is such a typical Wasted comment.
Hey, gotta remain true to my self (and what I enjoy)
Dr. Eddies Wingman
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This is what I enjoy:
Dr. Eddies Wingman
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Well, less than 20 grams of it might be enough to kill you - comparable to less than 1 gram of morphine, so there are more dirty things around.
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
'MisterAJ said:
By no means. No, it's not as addictive as nicotine.
The compound whose chemical formula I've shown above is:
Caffeine 