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[Perun]

I just translated that in my head and it doesn't work, because in German, 'sausage' is used as a metaphor for something else.

 

[LooseCannon]

You don't metaphor sausage as a penis?  Dare I ask?

 

[Perun]

No, we have enough other metaphors. Noodle, thing, tail, you name it. Sausage, however, is reserved for excrement.

 

[LooseCannon]

Right.  German "sausage porn".  I getcha.

Okay.  How about...stick your noodle into her sauce?

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Well...

Now the feminists are gonna eat me alive.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Do we have 'feminists' on this site? 

 

[LooseCannon]

We have Forostar.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Yeah, but he has a noodle that obviously works. 

you know... i've read many texts from women, and heard outta their own mouths:  they like noodles, and like to talk about it.

 

[LooseCannon]

I was actually referring to my most recent blog post.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Ah, i just popped on there and read that.  I dig what you are saying there.

 

[LooseCannon]

Yep.

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

That's a fine Hank Hill imitation there.

 

[LooseCannon]

Yep.  *sip*

 

[Perun]

So, it's September. Time flies... but at least I have a bit of money again so I can pay all the bills I've gotten reminders for lately.

 

[Albie]

September is the busiest month for birthdays in our household - 5 in the next 10 days, for example.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Damn, Albie!  I have 2 kids bdays coming up in Oct, but 5!!

@Per, I dig your pain. 

 

[LooseCannon]

The most important person has a birthday in September.

 

[Perun]

Wasted: Cheers, at least I have a job right now, even if it's not gonna make me a millionaire.

Loosey: Yeah, me.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Hey, man, whatever it takes to put burgers on the plate, beers in the fridge, and heat by your toes. 

 

[LooseCannon]

Loosey: Yeah, me.

Not even close to you.  Me!

 

[Wästed The Great]

Huh.  A month full of egos...erm, I mean popular bdays.