Perun said:You know how parents are...
-"Hi mum."
"Oh, why is there dust in that corner?"
-"I'm glad to see you too."
"You should really get rid of those old newspapers."
-"Want some coffee?"
"There are fruit flies in your kitchen."
-"Trust me, you'd be more upset if you knew what I am planning to do about that."
And that's how it went. Except it ended with, "If you don't like it, there's the fucking door."