[!--QuoteBegin-national acrobat+Dec 22 2005, 05:14 PM--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(national acrobat @ Dec 22 2005, 05:14 PM)[/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--QuoteEBegin--]And one for Conor: [!--emo&
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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?
To be sure, to be sure...
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Another Irish joke anybody?
Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman were running away from the police. They found an abandonned barn so decided to hide there. Inside there were three sacks so each Paddy got into a sack.
The Police entered and saw the three sacks so went over to the first one where Paddy Englishman was inside. They kicked the bag but heard a huge "Rooooaaaarr" so they said they would leave it as there was a tiger inside.
They got to the next sack, with Paddy Scotsman in it. They heard a fearsome bark from inside so they left it, thinking it was a rabid dog.
Approaching the next bag they thought they were bound to find somebody in this one. Paddy irishman was shitting himself inside it. The Police kicked the bag and they heard coming from inside, "Spuds, spuds"
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