Iron Maiden studio album 17 rumours and speculations

[Black Wizard]

I'm 100% certain the next album will be
17th son of a 17th son

Source?

 

[srfc]

I heard it's going to feature a cover of this to tie in trooper ale with the fact it's the seventeenth album.

 

[matic22]

I'm 100% certain the next album will be
17th son of a 17th son

Subtitle: I Want To Know What Contraception is.

 

[Black Wizard]

Subtitle: I Want To Know What Contraception is.

Please tell me now what a condom is
Again tell me what a condom is

 

[matic22]

Please tell me now what a condom is
Again tell me what a condom is

For the Greater Catch Of Cum
For the Greater Catch Of Cum
For the Greater Catch Of Cum
For the Greater Catch Of Cum
For the Greater Catch Of Cum
For the Greater Catch Of Cum
For the Greater Catch Of Cum
For the Greater Catch Of Cum

 

[Jer]

Subtitle: I Want To Know What Contraception is.

I suddenly have a very strange rendition of a Foreigner song going through my head...

 

[Brigantium]

Oh no. Not contraceptive themed Maiden. Please go back to dog themed Maiden.

 

[Magnus]

Wrathchild condoms might be a success though

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Cuming Home.

 

[KidInTheDark666]

Weekend Warrior.

 

[Diesel 11]

The Assassin.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

 

[Black Wizard]

Charlotte the Harlot

 

[Magnus]

"Iron Maiden present their brand new CD: Charlotte's Diaphragm"

 

[Black Wizard]

"Iron Maiden present their brand new CD: Charlotte's Diaphragm"

Bonus IRON MAIDEN branded diaphragm with the limited edition 12'' Vinyl and CD Digibook editions.

 

[Diesel 11]

I'm putting this in spoilers because it's fucking terrible.

Spoiler

The Book Of Sex
1. "If Contraception Should Fail"
2. "Speed Of Sperm"
3. "The Great Chromosome"
4. "The Sperm And The Egg"
5. "When The Semen Runs Deep"
6. "The Book Of Sex"
7. "Death Or Glory-holes"
8. "Condoms Of The Valley"
9. "Tears In The Condom"
10. "The Man Of Sperm Donors"
11. "Empire Of The Pornos"

 

[KidInTheDark666]

I'm putting this in spoilers because it's fucking terrible.

Spoiler

The Book Of Sex
1. "If Contraception Should Fail"
2. "Speed Of Sperm"
3. "The Great Chromosome"
4. "The Sperm And The Egg"
5. "When The Semen Runs Deep"
6. "The Book Of Sex"
7. "Death Or Glory-holes"
8. "Condoms Of The Valley"
9. "Tears In The Condom"
10. "The Man Of Sperm Donors"
11. "Empire Of The Pornos"

Oh no. Empire of the Pornos sounds cool tho.

 

[Trevoire]

This thread just got so terrible so fast....

 

[Collin]

I'm putting this in spoilers because it's fucking terrible.

Spoiler

The Book Of Sex
1. "If Contraception Should Fail"
2. "Speed Of Sperm"
3. "The Great Chromosome"
4. "The Sperm And The Egg"
5. "When The Semen Runs Deep"
6. "The Book Of Sex"
7. "Death Or Glory-holes"
8. "Condoms Of The Valley"
9. "Tears In The Condom"
10. "The Man Of Sperm Donors"
11. "Empire Of The Pornos"

If Contraception Should Fail sounds good.

Anyways...
Sex can waiiitt
Sex can waiittt
Sex can waiiitt
Abstinence it works!!!!

I have a lust for this girl I know.
Testosterone is my only foe
Cuz I’m afraid of sinning
I’m good to go when we’re married!

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

New Hall of Shame Nomination thread here.