Adrian Smith Statements

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Adrian Smith reads this thread.

 

[Brigantium]

Adrian Smith has the biggest signature of all.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Adrian Smith has the biggest signature of all.

I think you meant to say "Adrian Smith's signature is larger than yours"

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Adrian Smith believes No Prayer for the Dying is better than amazing.

 

[Stardust]

Adrian Smith forgot his breakfast.

Dave Murray is larger than all of you.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Dave Murray is larger than all of you.

NO DAVE TALK HERE!!!

 

[Brigantium]

I think the pro-Dave camp has a new leader

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

I think the pro-Dave camp has a new leader

Who was the old leader?

 

[Brigantium]

Who was the old leader?

Adrian Smith, probably

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Adrian Smith, probably

Yes, with @Yax as his High Priest.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Adrian Smith, probably

So, let me get this correct: Adrian Smith was the old "pro-Dave camp" leader; and the new pro-Dave camp leader is?...

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

... Dusty?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Where does this put Yax? Judging by this post, he had a pretty prominent role in the Church of Dave Murray.

 

[matic22]

Ah, we need a few new ones...

Adrian Smith locked Bruce Dickinson in a room with piano at Gulliame Tell Studios in fall 2015 and forced him to write something and wouldn't let him leave. After a month Bruce came up with EOTC and Adrian was satisfied. He was planning to do the same with Steve, but Steve offered Him a guitar solo on each track, so in return he only cursed him with a sloppy bass intro on TRATB.

Speed Of Light is actually about Adrian going on his pre-breakfast jog.

When Adrian broke the headstock off his Jackson guitar in Freiburg, the impact caused a small uninhabited planet 119,34 light years away imploding.

The Book Of Souls was written when Adrian told Steve how he destroyed the Mayan civilisation.

 

[Diesel 11]

Adrian Smith is a character so magnificent that every statement within this thread is actually false. You must instead take each of the facts and magnify it by 300 before you can even begin to see a glimpse of the truth.

 

[Palpy]

Chuck Norris is Adrian Smith in disguise.

 

[Brigantium]

^ I think there's actually a thread about that.

 

[Diesel 11]

^ I think there's actually a thread about that.

Adrian Smith says:

Adrian Smith would like to remind all persons that the Adrian Smith Statements thread is for Adrian Smith Statements only, and anything else will be DELETED.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Sun Tzu says:

If you know neither yourself nor Adrian Smith, you will succumb in every battle.

 

[MW564]

Adrian Smith wears a baldanna, as his knowledge and wisdom has been known to seep out to surrounding mortals, who know not how to comprehend his all-knowing, all-seeing genius.