Adrian Smith Statements

Are you implying that when Adrian Smith is being awesome, he is too busy to do other things? If you are, you did not do it right.

You see - Adrian Smith's awesomeness is an inherent property of Adrian Smith. It is not a thing he needs to concentrate on.

Besides that: Adrian Smith invented the symphony, but let Haydn get credit for it because Adrian Smith is also incredibly humble. When he chooses to.
 
One time a magazine put a chord Adrian Smith played in their Top 10 Solos of All Time list. The other nine were of course, other solos by Adrian Smith.
 
A magazine once tried to include Adrian Smith in a top ten guitarists list. In the end, the only viable solution was to create a list called "Top Ten Guitarists who are not Adrian Smith". Adrian Smith still made all spots.
 
Adrian Smith once fled from a prison. He found it too easy and decided to imprison himself in a prison he built, then broke out of it again.
 
Adrian Smith commanded the Mayans to make that prediction in the first place so that we mortals (who have not the Great H's omniscience) might distinguish those people who are exceedingly gullible.
 
Adrian Smith knows who let the dogs out.
Adrian Smith always makes a perfect steak sandwich.
Adrian Smith spent most of last month hunting mammoths in Montana, because Adrian Smith supersedes extinction.
Alexander the Great cut the Gordian Knot, but it was Adrian Smith who had tied it in the first place.
Adrian Smith's latest novel has already won next year's Man Booker prize.
Adrian Smith is Skye's father.
Adrian Smith never forgets to rotate his tires.
 
Adrian Smith once navigated the Bermuda Triangle with nothing but a copy of Somewhere In Time.
 
To warm up for each show, Adrian Smith runs three four-minute miles, eats a bowl full of roofing nails, and calls his lawyer to make sure he's "ready for anything tonight".
 
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Adrian Smith once had a dog. It exploded.
Adrian Smith created the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and sold the rights for a good fishing lure.
Adrian Smith's touch cures most diseases, and causes all the rest.
 
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