Adrian Smith Statements

[Brigantium]

Adrian Smith thought of gayness first but left it for the Greeks to invent.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Adrian Smith thought of all of Maiden's killer solos first but left them for Dave to play.

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

Adrian Smith plants a tree every day.
Adrian Smith coined the word "defenestrate".

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Adrian Smith can't remember that tricky bridge section in Alexander the Great.
We do not play it. We do not speak of it.

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

Adrian Smith chuckles at your ignorance.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Adrian Smith never chuckles.

 

[The Flash]

Adrian Smith can't remember

That's not possible.

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

Adrian Smith knows the future before it happens. He remembers tomorrow. That is why He caused the song Remember Tomorrow to appear on the album before His own appearance.

Adrian Smith is not somewhere in time; He is everywhere in time.

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

Adrian Smith can write the lyrics to Paschendale on the head of a pin.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Adrian Smith is not somewhere in time; He is everywhere in time.

Adrian Smith once caught five trout - somewhere in time.

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

Adrian Smith once caught five trout, somewhere in the Thames.
Adrian Smith calculates massive sums intensely fast.
Adrian Smith is no joke, though he is a punchline.
Adrian Smith was barred from visiting the Avengers 2 set because Joss Whedon didn't want to embarrass puny Thor.

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

Adrian Smith is a master vintner with a spectacular private stock of revolutionary grapes.
Adrian Smith plays guitar so fast, his picks vaporize.
Motherfuckers act like they forgot about H.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Adrian who?

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

First base!

 

[Brigantium]

Adrian Smith cried when Adrian Smith left

 

[Ariana]

Adrian Smith never cries.

 

[Brigantium]

Adrian Smith is man enough to cry in public.
Adrian Smith's tears are pure metal.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Adrian Smith probably cried when Brucie left...

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

But Adrian Smith definitely Cried When Brucie Left.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Adrian Smith is man enough to cry in public.
Adrian Smith's tears are pure metal.

Mercury, then? Only metal which is liquid at normal body temperature

Adrian Smith is made of metal.
Adrian Smith's circuits gleam.
Adrian Smith could've been elected electric spy, but he didn't want to.