Your Maiden blasphemy

WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN!?

I'm probably not supposed to tell you this, but Rod Smallwood is Illuminati. I saw him at the convention a couple years back, after the child sacrifice but before the roast for Putin. Smallwood is up there too, he's a Thirty-Third Degree Illuminatus.

Iron Maiden will record exactly 20 studio albums before they're done. 33 x 20 = 660. Add the 6 members of Maiden and it's SIX SIX SIX.

C'mon man this kind of math is obvious. :smartarse:
 
All current, and probably final, members of Iron Maiden debuts on a red logoed(?) album. That's it.
TFF is sort of the same style, so I assigned it to Harris, and assigned the debut album to Dave.
Any of these members could have left permanently but didn't. Just coincidence?

The 24 members, 12 recorded, 6 current was just to highlight how nicely split the numbers were. Half then half again.
I thought there maybe a maths wizard around to make these numbers work with 666 which would make my world fine and dandy.
Of course, there are 24 hours, 12 months, but 6 what?

Don't have nightmares.
 
All current, and probably final, members of Iron Maiden debuts on a red logoed(?) album. That's it.
Clearly that's not it, though; as your ramble continues below...
TFF is sort of the same style, so I assigned it to Harris, and assigned the debut album to Dave.
You do realise this bit makes no sense?
Any of these members could have left permanently but didn't. Just coincidence?
Probably. But then, I've no idea if anybody knows why this might be significant.
The 24 members, 12 recorded, 6 current was just to highlight how nicely split the numbers were. Half then half again.
You know you might be onto to something here...
I thought there maybe a maths wizard around to make these numbers work with 666 which would make my world fine and dandy.
Nope, you're talking shit.
Of course, there are 24 hours, 12 months...
There are.
...but 6 what?
I don't have the answer to this.
 
All current, and probably final, members of Iron Maiden debuts on a red logoed(?) album. That's it.
TFF is sort of the same style, so I assigned it to Harris, and assigned the debut album to Dave.
Any of these members could have left permanently but didn't. Just coincidence?

The 24 members, 12 recorded, 6 current was just to highlight how nicely split the numbers were. Half then half again.
I thought there maybe a maths wizard around to make these numbers work with 666 which would make my world fine and dandy.
Of course, there are 24 hours, 12 months, but 6 what?

Don't have nightmares.
I liked it better when it was a mystery.
 
Happy you if you can wait until the mail delivery to discover by yourself the mag's content :). I'm sure everything will leak as soon as british fans receive theirs.
 
Some further thoughts on TFF and red tops...
If we say Steve and Dave share their debut on the debut album, which they do, and therefore share the red top, what, or whom, doth TFF reference?

I first thought of Michael Kenney who plays keyboards live, but Steve plays on the album, so he doesn't fit.
Rod Smallwood is listed among the Iron Maiden thanks which is a first I think, so it could be him.
Thing is, The Final Frontier title just screams Steve to me, but I'm weird and am not willing to divulge.

The group photo on TFF where they're in silhouette on the back of the cd booklet, or side 3 of the picture disc.
Here they represent animals/creatures associated with the seven deadly sins(the band themselves aren't afflicted with these traits! It's for arts sake).
Steve-dog-lust
Dave-pig-gluttony
Adrian-cat-sloth
Bruce-dragon-pride
Nicko-fish-covetousness(want)
Janick-horse-envy

I could have some of these mixed up.
So we're missing anger. Eddie himself?
Both Michael and Rod have donned the mask for the cause.
On the cover Eddie is 'creating' using the six 'keys' which also represent the band members.
Is it about the creation of Man via a raging Eddie , mixing in the worst excesses of which we must overcome?
I don't know, but it makes me bang my head.

Don't have a cow.
 
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Don't forget the whole space theme, including the cover itself. Eddie looks like he transformed in some way, you can see that his flesh is uncovered in many places. Is he a shapeshifter or in some other way transforming to his original appearance? Is he actually an Alpha-Draconian?
 
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