What are the least memorable Maiden songs?

Is there a good reason I should lock this thread? I think we moved from insulting to joking without much encouragement.
 
Empire Of The iCloud?
To ride the phone
To an empire of iCloud
To ride the phone
They emptied all our bank accounts
To ride the phone
To a trillion market cap
To ride the phone
And damn the rest (Nokia!)

Royalties and soldered batt'ries
Blatant disregard
Space grey lady of wi-fi
Costs one leg and one arm
"A thousand bucks!" they laughed
"To take home one phone, are you daft?"
"To the Apple Store," they say
"Watch your savings float away"
A September fateful day

Reaping iTunes fees
App Store 'centage too
Walled garden on the rise
Cos lock-in's good for you
Bursting full of apps
Waiting for your hand
Steve Jobs' hail mary
The i-fucking-Phone

She's the coolest gadget built by man
Shrunk down to pocket size
For all you unbelievers
All our albums fit inside

OK, that's enough. LOL.
 
The line before the last verse could be Bruce yelling: Hey buddy buy a Huawei.
Fuck if it rhymes. He'll make it rhyme .
 
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In a desperate attempt to get back on track, I’ll say that many TFF songs aren’t very memorable, like a lot of Killers’ songs. Mother Of Mercy is probably the least memorable out of the bunch.
 
Mother Of Mercy is probably the least memorable out of the bunch.
It seems that most of the non-memorable songs are those which haven't been picked to be played live. It would be quicker to look for the exceptions in one or the other sense.
 
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I find most of Maiden's songs to be very memorable, but these are the ones I sometimes forget about:

Drifter
Twilight Zone
Total Eclipse
Losfer Words
The Assassin (a very good song)
Fear is the Key
Childhoods End (a very good song)
Chains of Misery
Blood On the World's Hands
The Unbeliever
When Two Worlds Collide (a very good song)
Age of Innocence (a very good song)
When the River Runs Deep
The Man of Sorrows
 
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