What are the least memorable Maiden songs?

[MW564]

LOL, I thought you meant "Empire Of The Clouds", and then @Diesel 11 would have to give you both barrels...

I'd happily give cover fire

 

[John Silver]

LOL, I thought you meant "Empire Of The Clouds", and then @Diesel 11 would have to give you both barrels...

That's the one buddy, don't know why I said Nodding Donkey. Weak moment perchance?

 

[John Silver]

I'd happily give cover fire

But that song is hit and miss, but mostly miss. So why cover fire?

 

[John Silver]

Empire of the Nodding donkey would be my answer then.

 

[Diesel 11]

Empire of the Clouds is the greatest song ever. Are you sure you wish to proceed with that statement on your forum record?

If so, please press 1.

If not, please press 2.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Jabbing both those numbers, nothing's happening.

 

[MW564]

Empire of the Nodding donkey would be my answer then.

"Empire of the Nodding Donkey" is the mashup no one asked for, but everyone wants

 

[John Silver]

"Empire of the Nodding Donkey Punch" is more like it.

 

[John Silver]

Empire of the Clouds is the greatest song ever. Are you sure you wish to proceed with that statement on your forum record?

If so, please press 1.

If not, please press 2.

Which option is dull and pompous, buddy? I keep pressing 4 to no avail.

 

[MW564]

Which option is dull and pompous, buddy? I keep pressing 4 to no avail.

They've never needed that option before, you'll have to phone upstairs

 

[John Silver]

Phone of the clouds? There's your sequel.

 

[MW564]

Phone of the clouds? There's your sequel.

I'll forgive them the name if it's as good as the original.

 

[John Silver]

It'll be as bad as it sounds buddy.
Bruce will write a looong piece on the invention of phones up to now and iPhones. Mesmerising stuff.

 

[MW564]

Somehow i doubt he'll give many verses to the iPhone

 

[John Silver]

He can rhyme phone with prone and cone and clone and stone etc. So quite a few I'd say, buddy.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

MODS!!

@Night Prowler
@Perun
@Mosh
@LooseCannon
@Brigantium

Anyone! Please stop this.

 

[MW564]

@Night Prowler
@Perun
@Mosh
@LooseCannon
@Brigantium

Anyone! Please stop this.

Seconded. I've tactically abandoned ship.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Phone of the clouds? There's your sequel.

But would he be truly motivated by writing that? Or would he just phone it in?

 

[Night Prowler]

MODS!!

@Night Prowler
@Perun
@Mosh
@LooseCannon
@Brigantium

Anyone! Please stop this.

I have a rank of Moderator, but I am not on the Mod Council.

 

[John Silver]

But would he be truly motivated by writing that? Or would he just phone it in?

Ha, I think you answered it yourself. Or it depends on his own brand of phone. Huawei? Hard to rhyme it.