If I could give this a negative score, I would. I hate this song. The melodic structure, the lyrics, Bruce's vocal quality, the happy bridge, the slowed down repeat of "on Monnnnnnday"...I just hate it.
There is absolutely no reason why Weekend Warrior or The Apparition should have been kept on the album.
There is a reason. To give pleasure to people who do appreciate these songs (themselves in the first place). Look how much I got from The Apparition.