Steve Harris: You know Spams, we're going on tour this summer.
Spambot: Yeah, I know, I already got a ticket.
SH: No, not Maiden. British Lion.
S: Who gives a hoot?!
SH: [silence]
S: Oh yeah, I mean, small clubs and such. Looks interesting. I'd go, but you know... finances... traveling...
SH: We're playing same places as Iron Maiden.
S: Oh, cool, cool. [silence] But you're not playing Ljubljana, right?
SH: We do.
S: Sheeeesh, but I bet it's through the week, Maiden is on Monday and I got Tuesday off, can't really see how I'm going to...
SH: It's on Saturday, before Maiden.
S: [scratches his head] But what am I going to do in Ljubljana on Sunday?
SH: Not my fu**ing problem. [leaves]