Rant Thread

Discussion in 'Can I Play with Madness?' started by Ariana, Jul 17, 2017.

  1. Wogmidget

    Wogmidget I rather like the restless nights

    Holy shit . . . you haven't been given a foreign-language $0.50 romance novel by mistake, have you?
     
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  2. Night Prowler

    Night Prowler CriedWhenBazzaSued Staff Member

    There was one convo that missed a beginning and it was like "I support you totally, fate can't stop us, we're together always <3" and it turned out at the end that one of them was going to the dentist lmfao
     
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  3. Brigantium

    Brigantium Recovering tea addict Staff Member

    Oh God, you should save all these up and get a book out of it. Privacy be damned.

    I don't believe them, anyway. They're trying too hard. The average slushy couple just call each other 'babe' and put lots of 'xxx' after a message.
     
  4. Night Prowler

    Night Prowler CriedWhenBazzaSued Staff Member

    Yeah, I don't believe them either. Trying way too hard.
     
  5. Saapanael

    Saapanael Beware! The evil is strong ahead.

    No visa then?
     
  6. LooseCannon

    LooseCannon Yorktown-class aircraft carrier Staff Member

    Honestly, if it was real, there'd be lots of far more disturbing stuff.
     
  7. Brigantium

    Brigantium Recovering tea addict Staff Member

    ^Speaking from experience there?
     
  8. Night Prowler

    Night Prowler CriedWhenBazzaSued Staff Member

    It's unlikely they'd submit explicit stuff for a visa though.
     
  9. Brigantium

    Brigantium Recovering tea addict Staff Member

    Every hour or so, someone writes a news story about yet another person who hasn't been invited to the royal wedding. FFS.
     
  10. Saapanael

    Saapanael Beware! The evil is strong ahead.

    Are you invited, Briggy?
     
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  11. Dr. Eddies Wingman

    Dr. Eddies Wingman Brighter than thousand_suns

    "You won't believe what NN said when he WASN'T INVITED to the ROYAL WEDDING!"
     
  12. Brigantium

    Brigantium Recovering tea addict Staff Member

    'Kin hell. Someone has just said Princess Diana will be there in spirit.
     
  13. Brigantium

    Brigantium Recovering tea addict Staff Member

    No, and for once, I'm not writing news stories about a royal occasion, either. :D
     
  14. MrKnickerbocker

    MrKnickerbocker clap hands

    No royal ever died and said, "You know what I want to do in my afterlife? Visit boring royalty parties in spirit."
     
  15. Perun

    Perun Cheesemäster Staff Member

    My biggest problem at work right now is a shitty copying machine that jams all the time. Hey me from half a year ago, keep that chin up!
     
  16. Night Prowler

    Night Prowler CriedWhenBazzaSued Staff Member

    NSFW, but appropriate:

     
  17. Wogmidget

    Wogmidget I rather like the restless nights

    George IV might for the free food
     
  18. Brigantium

    Brigantium Recovering tea addict Staff Member

    It's got to be better than your last job!
     
  19. Brigantium

    Brigantium Recovering tea addict Staff Member

    Some people are so fecking lazy they park their car on a communal lawn so they don't have to walk less than 10 metres from their reserved off road parking space to their front door. They've moved it right in front of our living room window, because, surprise surprise, the car rolled forward on the uneven ground in front of their own house. Isn't that why parking spaces are usually on flat areas of hard standing?
     
  20. Wogmidget

    Wogmidget I rather like the restless nights

    Do these people not know about the handbrake?
     

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