Discussion in 'Can I Play with Madness?' started by Ariana, Jul 17, 2017.
Holy shit . . . you haven't been given a foreign-language $0.50 romance novel by mistake, have you?
There was one convo that missed a beginning and it was like "I support you totally, fate can't stop us, we're together always " and it turned out at the end that one of them was going to the dentist lmfao
Oh God, you should save all these up and get a book out of it. Privacy be damned.
I don't believe them, anyway. They're trying too hard. The average slushy couple just call each other 'babe' and put lots of 'xxx' after a message.
Yeah, I don't believe them either. Trying way too hard.
No visa then?
Honestly, if it was real, there'd be lots of far more disturbing stuff.
^Speaking from experience there?
It's unlikely they'd submit explicit stuff for a visa though.
Every hour or so, someone writes a news story about yet another person who hasn't been invited to the royal wedding. FFS.
Are you invited, Briggy?
"You won't believe what NN said when he WASN'T INVITED to the ROYAL WEDDING!"
'Kin hell. Someone has just said Princess Diana will be there in spirit.
No, and for once, I'm not writing news stories about a royal occasion, either.
No royal ever died and said, "You know what I want to do in my afterlife? Visit boring royalty parties in spirit."
My biggest problem at work right now is a shitty copying machine that jams all the time. Hey me from half a year ago, keep that chin up!
NSFW, but appropriate:
George IV might for the free food
It's got to be better than your last job!
Some people are so fecking lazy they park their car on a communal lawn so they don't have to walk less than 10 metres from their reserved off road parking space to their front door. They've moved it right in front of our living room window, because, surprise surprise, the car rolled forward on the uneven ground in front of their own house. Isn't that why parking spaces are usually on flat areas of hard standing?
Do these people not know about the handbrake?
Separate names with a comma.