One time, the Habs pulled over to fix a flat on their bus and drove away, leaving the Cup on the side of the road for hours. People have peed in it, babies have been baptized in it, and more than one player has slept with it, though probably not in the sexual way. Cheerios have been eaten from it. A bus? Who the fuck cares about the bus...it made the day of the people on the bus, you better fucking bet.
Hell, the damn thing has been up mountains on the Niedermayer's backs.