*sigh* So I had found the perfect victim when I notice something very odd. Apparently society frowns upon said action. Can you believe it! There's all these... laws and crap and they also have these torture devices like gas chambers, electric chairs and a slab of steal where they inject you with poison (supposedly more humane... um, I'm still dying...), that are suppose to deter me from achieving my goal. That wasn't enough however, because like 99.9% of murders it was going to be a crime of passion. my blinding anger didn't really allow me to think things through. But then, as I raised my hand to slay the 4 month old demon spawn sucking on a pink, yes PINK pacifier, Rumplestilskin appeared and said, "Say my name bitch!" "what?" "That's right, say my name, bitch or I take your baby!" I was like WTF mate. After all it wasn't my baby, it was my neighbors who I beat uncouncious, because for whatever reason she didn't like the idea of my sacrificing her only daughter to the hockey gods. Incidentally that's how I found out that society frowns upon men that beat women... what fucked up world do we live in? Seriously. So anyway, Rumplestilskin is being all S&M on me with the name thing so I say, "Rumplestilskin..." and before I can finish the pansy starts throwing a fit! "How did you know!? NOBODY knows! AAAAH..." "Let me finish you ugly ass midget!" I say and smack him across the face, I mean I just beat my neighbor, I'm not going to slap an ugly midget? Ha! I continue, "Rumplestilskin, bitch, here, take it, I guess its just the same, that way, the baby is gone and I don't get the death penalty, rather I'll just do 10 years to 15 years for assault and kidnapping." "oh ok."
And that is how it transpired... tragic I know.