Watched
The Conjuring this weekend. I wanted to wait until rental, because the hype around it is huge and no different from recent movies. They all claim to be the scariest shit since Satan and most fall flat on their ass or at best give a couple decent scares. As much as I love the Paranormal Activity franchise even I admit the third installment felt rushed and the fourth is a complete waste of time. No wonder they are pushing back the release of the 5.
But how does
The Conjuring fare? Good movie. A solid, good, classic horror movie. Is it the scariest thing since Satan? For some it has, I've seen so many exorcism/haunted house movies to know there is NOTHING new in this movie. However, even though I've seen them before it was refreshing to see them done WELL. Build proper tension, reveal the scare at an appropriate time, not resort to a cheesy "ta da" soundtrack, etc. Very well done. It has several things going for it. Every single exorcism movie has tried to recapture the magic of
The Exorcist and most have failed miserably. While The Exorcist was written and made a movie in the 70's, The Conjuring is a 70's period piece, the Title is in retro-Exorcist-look-alike lettering. An homage most likely. It also uses that practical, minimalistic style from those classic 70's horror movies which again is nice to see after being bombarded with CGI.
The story itself follows both The Warrens and the Perrons. The Warrens are a couple of paranormal investigators who are called by the Perron family to aid them in their situation. I won't spoil any of it, because it is worth watching. A very human, basic, well done horror movie. As I usually do when a horror (or any) movie is based on a true story I track down the story it is actually based on. To my surprise it is fairly legit. Usually a movie is 5% true story and 95% Hollywood. One article I found explores in short the truth behind 5 horror movies and says as much:
http://theweek.com/article/index/24...our-other-horror-movies-based-on-a-true-story.
This article also proves one of my pet peeves correct. Shortly after this movie I gripped to my girlfriend and some coworkers that usually after looking up the true story to a horror movie, the true story is WAY scarier and more interesting than the fictionalized product on screen. They don't have to "dramatize" anything or "spice it up" as the actual story is terrifying enough. One said case as the article points out is
The Devil Inside. Supposedly based on the true events of a girl hiring a film crew to fly to Italy and finally get to the truth regarding her mother and her involvement in three grisly murders. The article's "fact-check" found a single connection to a Maria Rossi involving a really disgusting murder:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...ose-cries-for-help-went-unheeded-1496695.html
For those who don't want to read it here is a small quote describing what happened:
EDNA PHILLIPS had endured months of torment, living an isolated life with her dog Chum on the Penywaun council estate outside Aberdare in the South Wales valleys.
Constantly terrorised by her neighbours, she had asked the local council to rehouse her as long ago as 1987. Nothing was done. Her house was broken into by the teenager next door who took money and smeared the walls with dog excrement.
Last July, the neighbour, Maria Rossi, 17, and her friend Christina Molloy, also 17, frogmarched 70-year-old Miss Phillips up her garden path and strangled and tortured her. The girls, high on a cocktail of cider and drugs, used a dog chain to strangle the half-blind pensioner, slashed her face with a Stanley knife and broke eggs over her corpse. They tried to scalp her...
In short these two teenagers butchered a defenseless older woman. the article states that Rossi had been harassing her for some time and she had asked to be rehoused several times. The backlash to the murder is even more bizzare with the town taking matters into their own hands stoning the houses of both teenagers and even attempting to set on fire the grocery store owned by a DISTANT relative of the Rossis... THAT would make a good movie, fuck The Devil Inside!.