make up a lie about the previous poster

[Jer]

Magnus abducted and dismembered @Number 6 back in May, and no one’s heard from him since. Magnus is also a person of interest in the @Legatodave disappearance.

 

[Diesel 11]

Legatodave was actually Jer’s alt personality, a character of chaos that brought fear to the hearts of MaidenFans. Number 6 found out about this, so Jer had to take her out, which led him to also sever off his LD side in remorse. At this very moment, Jer is unraveling still, which is what lead him to throw Magnus under the bus in an attempt to frame him. But the Diesel Detective Agency has been looking into the case ever since The Cried Event, in which Cried was murdered by a man in a Buckethead outfit, and the two paths segued into one and have now lead us here. The jig is up, put your hands behind your head and fall flat on the ground. You have the right to remain silent...

 

[chaosapiant]

Diesel 11 is my oldest daughter. I have not yet brought her to the slaughter.

 

[Collin]

Chaosapiant in only here on the forum for pictures of Bruce's pants.

 

[chaosapiant]

Chaosapiant in only here on the forum for pictures of Bruce's pants.

It's supposed to be lies about the previous poster.

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

Collin is Bruce Dickinson's pants

 

[Lampwick 43]

Phantom is a closet cannibal.

 

[Black Wizard]

Lampwick is teetotal.

 

[Collin]

Wiz has never ridden a train. Instead for transport he summons the ghost of Cried and rides piggy-back style to his destination.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Collin actually attempted to make an anagram of Lincoln when he registered on the forum.

 

[Brigantium]

Wingman is teetotal. Won't touch a drop of booze.

 

[Yax]

Brigantium worked extra as Carl Bildt's body double during his tenure as Sweden's Secretary of State.

 

[Ariana]

Yax sold his newborn baby to fund his Black Friday shopping spree.

 

[chaosapiant]

Ariana has three feet and the middle one is constantly itchy.

 

[Yax]

Ariana has three feet and the middle one is constantly itchy.

Chaos all-time favorite song is Blaze's King of Metal.

 

[chaosapiant]

Chaos all-time favorite song is Blaze's King of Metal.

Yax's all time favorite song is my shower cover version of Blaze Bayley's "King of Metal".

 

[Yax]

Yax's all time favorite song is my shower cover version of Blaze Bayley's "King of Metal".

Chaos' shower cover version of "King of Metal" is worse than the original.

Now how is that for a lie!?

 

[chaosapiant]

Yax does backing vocals with me in the shower. He enjoys it greatly.

 

[Yax]

Hey. You're in the wrong thread. This is the "make up a lie about the previous poster", not the "state obvious facts about the previous poster".

Also, Chaos hates Santa so much, he uses a picture of Santa for throwing darts at.

 

[Brigantium]

Yax is actually fekso, thousand_suns, and also Papa Emeritus I. But not Papa Emeritus II or III.