make up a lie about the previous poster

[Midnight]

Lampwick 43 is currently stone cold sober.

 

[Lampwick 43]

Midnight has fake tits

 

[chaosapiant]

Lampwick 43 is only a Barstool Warrior on Weekends.

 

[Jer]

I’ve listened to every album up to the one after Promised Land. I like most of Promised Land ok. Most of it I just find kinda grating, Mindcrime included.

Gojira - Where Dragons Dwell

Such a good tune!

@chaosapiant has great taste in music!

 

[MindRuler]

@Jer doesn´t like clean vocals in metal music.

 

[Yax]

MindRuler is a professional Morgan Freeman impersonator.

 

[MindRuler]

@Yax likes to play the sax

Spoiler

Actually I do vocal impressions as a hobby, but merely Belgian people.

 

[Nyx]

MindRuler started a pandemic-based glam-metal band called 'Serpentine Sneezeguard', and has personally written such hits as 'Plunder The TP, Hand Sanitizer Hotness, and Hazmat Suit Sex'

 

[Nyx]

Haha, what can I say, I've been blessed with the superpower of creative random

 

[Diesel 11]

Euromaiden is Canadian.

 

[Nyx]

Euromaiden is Canadian.

I think everyone's aware by now that I'm neither reserved, nor tactful enough to qualify xD

Diesel 11 got his name from being a historically accurate WWII sub captain, that still roams the Atlantic as we speak. He posts on the forum using a 'newfangled' 486 desktop he had installed in the radar room. There's probably not any old-school 'wolfpacks' roaming around out there anymore, but we can rest assured that Diesel 11 is still patrolling the high seas, just in case.

 

[Phantom of My Own Opera]

Nyx can’t tie their shoes

 

[____no5]

@Phantom of My Own Opera is phantom of his own opera.

 

[Phantom of My Own Opera]

@____no5 likes Pink Floyd

 

[____no5]

Wrong!! He loves Pink Floyd!

 

[Diesel 11]

@____no5 is @Number 6 ’s alt account… or vice versa.

 

[____no5]

@Diesel 11 is LNG

@Number 6

Wow, many posts! I don't think I've ever met this number but I'm quite sure there was another number 6 in the old times.

 

[mtmccox]

___no5 was 1,5 hours late to work this morning

 

[MindRuler]

@mtmccox looks exactly like his avatar.

 

[Brigantium]

MindRuler is used for measuring brain width