make up a lie about the previous poster

MindRuler started a pandemic-based glam-metal band called 'Serpentine Sneezeguard', and has personally written such hits as 'Plunder The TP, Hand Sanitizer Hotness, and Hazmat Suit Sex'
Euromaiden is Canadian.
I think everyone's aware by now that I'm neither reserved, nor tactful enough to qualify xD

Diesel 11 got his name from being a historically accurate WWII sub captain, that still roams the Atlantic as we speak. He posts on the forum using a 'newfangled' 486 desktop he had installed in the radar room. There's probably not any old-school 'wolfpacks' roaming around out there anymore, but we can rest assured that Diesel 11 is still patrolling the high seas, just in case.