make up a lie about the previous poster

[Diesel 11]

Brigantium is an ancient sentient city buried three thousand meters below the surface of the ocean, who has managed to send electromagnetic beams to accumulate on this forum to seek information about THE IRON MAIDEN, an ancient stone statue that holds the key to its pending reemergence into the world at large.

 

[Collin]

Diesel's drink of choice is... You guessed it! Diesel.

 

[Magnus]

Collin is the only really dedicated Packers fan here.

 

[Diesel 11]

Magnus is short for Magnificent Nussknacker.

 

[Jer]

If Magnus concentrates really hard, he can transform into...

 

[Diesel 11]

Diesel and Magnus are one and the same, and Jer is our creator.

 

[Lampwick 43]

Diesel's new "girlfriend" is actually just a mannequin he stole from a store and dressed up to look like Lars Ulrich.

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

Lampwick knows this because he is Lars himself, and intends to sue Diesel at the soonest possible opportunity

 

[Yax]

Phantom is Arnold Schwarzenegger's acting teacher, who coached him on the set of Jingle Bells. It was through Phantom's guidance Arnold managed to do the line "put the cookie down" with the level of conviction and grace he did. I think I speak for the entire online population of Maidenfans when I say, thank you. You've truly made our lives better, and you'll be back.

 

[Herz666]

Yacky Yax was apprehended this evening, walking around talking incoherently to themselves. Film at 11:00.

 

[Brigantium]

The song 'Teenage Dirtbag' was actually written about Herz666.

 

[Lampwick 43]

Brigantium has a lovely collection of toenail clippings from all her family and friends that she uses for various arts and crafts projects.

 

[Collin]

Lampwick has never gotten drunk and listened to Soundgarden at full blast.

 

[Jer]

@Collin has no business relationships whatsoever with Indian call girl services.

 

[Collin]

Jer isn't the three person lovechild of Cried, Magnus, and Legatodave. Or is that two people???

 

[Brigantium]

Jer isn't the three person lovechild of Cried, Magnus, and Legatodave. Or is that two people???

Spoiler

Or possibly one?

Collin actually has eight legs. He keeps most of them in a drawer beneath his skull collection cupboard, but sometimes makes use of a third one on special occasions, eg, weddings, Easter, Halloween.

 

[Saapanael]

Brigs is in love with Diesel.

 

[Magnus]

Saap is so short that if he grows his hair is starts to smell of socks.

 

[Onhell]

Magnus insists Esperanto is the best, purebred language and should be the lengua franca.

 

[Lampwick 43]

Onhell is the kingpin of an illegal candy cane distribution cartel