make up a lie about the previous poster

[MW564]

Barry McKay is suing Steve Harris on behalf of Lampwick, against Lampwick's wishes.

 

[Wogmidget]

MW564 once got bowled out by John Petrucci's 8th cousin

 

[MW564]

MW564 once got bowled out by John Petrucci's 8th cousin

The lad can play!

 

[Wogmidget]

The lad can play!

I heard he's especially dangerous on a deteriorating pitch

 

[MW564]

I heard he's especially dangerous on a deteriorating pitch

That's what i told everyone after he cleaned up my off stump

 

[MW564]

Spoiler

Wogmidget has told Bruce what life, love and war are at every show so far on the LOTB tour, but he refuses to listen

 

[Wogmidget]

Spoiler

Wogmidget has told Bruce what life, love and war are at every show so far on the LOTB tour, but he refuses to listen

Spoiler

That man just can't accept alternative theories! Just because you've got 3 very interesting jobs . . .

Derek Riggs was supposed to do the cover for The Book of Souls, but a massive argument at the eleventh hour meant that MW564 had to cobble it together on the weekend before the album came out

 

[Diesel 11]

Wogmidget actually prefers zeppelins to airplanes, but doesn’t have one as an avatar for legal reasons.

 

[Wogmidget]

Diesel's aircraft hire business was actually a cover for a CIA-sponsored weapons trade

 

[Black Wizard]

Wogmidget has a Justin Beiber t-shirt that he wears every Thursday.

 

[Ariana]

Black Wizard is allergic to red-haired female metal singers.

 

[Black Bart]

Ariana likes "Man On the Edge" so much that she has considered becoming one.

 

[Black Wizard]

Black Bart is starring in a politically-correct reboot of The Simpsons which is now focused on a community of African Americans.

 

[Black Bart]

Black Bart is starring in a politically-correct reboot of The Simpsons which is now focused on a community of African Americans.

Do you mean The Cleveland Show?

EDIT Black Wizard is a heavy metal hamster.

 

[Black Wizard]

I have no idea. I've never watched it!

 

[Wogmidget]

Wogmidget has a Justin Beiber t-shirt that he wears every Thursday.

How did you find out?

Black Wizard hasn't finished his apprenticeship in sorcery yet, so strictly speaking he isn't a proper wizard

 

[Diesel 11]

Wogmidget hasn’t yet mastered the art of wogging, so technically speaking he’s just a midget.

 

[MW564]

Diesel 11 rarely posts in the Guess the Song thread.

 

[Diesel 11]

It's very easy to figure out what song MW564's clues refer to.

 

[MW564]

Pot kettle black old chum