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MW564 has never reached the sixth degree of turbulence, and only once has made it to the fifth. However, he was a lucky participant of a 600 mph vertical dive thanks to the malfunctioning of an aeroplane a friend of his swore would be “safer than Aunt Jemima in a Canadian taxi.” How wrong he was.
 
Diesel once ran a successful aeroplane hire company, until a horrendous accident involving one charming young man forced him to close. After the resulting lawsuit many operations were undertaken to change him from Jemima, a young lady, into an inhuman robot, known simply as Diesel 11, after which he fled to begin his new life in Swaziland.
 
Cried likes Buckethead so much that he actually kidnapped the man himself and keeps him locked up in his basement. The Buckethead we still see? That’s Cried, an imposter like none other. While Brian is left screaming about slaughterhouses and skunk stacks, the imposter is busy shredding away, and no one knew this....... until now.
 
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