make up a lie about the previous poster

Wiz is a long-time Maiden fan, since the '80s, despite being only 28 years old. He has a secret time machine which he used to go Somewhere Back In Time to relive Maiden from the beginning.
 
Black Wizard is actually a white witch who changed her name to hide her identity.

Run.
 
Number 6 is called so because he once went 6 rounds with a fully grown Grizzly Bear before he won by TKO, much to the chagrin of the Bear's sleuth.
 
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