make up a lie about the previous poster

Busted.  <_<

Albie decided to watch and vote on every episode of American Idol.  He tivo'd them, and didn't realize that the voting was over.
 
Wasted once participated on American Idol. He decided he'd do something different and perform a Japanese folk song, but his accent was so offensively bad that the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor the next day.
 
Perun participated and WON Easter Island Idol with his marvelous rendition of Barry Manilow's "Mandy"
 
Wasted has an entire bookshelf full of home videos of Onhell and GK in the shower.
 
OH, ouch!!  Lucky I have cornfedhick for an atty!

GK gave up his career to sail a one man sail boat around the world. 
 
And I ended up on a deserted island with a volleyball and precipice.

Wasted squats on random sailboats, throwing parties while their owners are out of town.
 
OH, Hell yes!

GK takes every Thursday off to practice salsa dancing.  For the nightclub that he salsa dances at on Saturday nights.
 
I couldn't dance my way out of a box.

During one of his wild parties, he drank bit too much eggnog, took control of the rudder and accidentally slammed the yacht into Madonna's own.
 
Ha!  Most of my parties, I end up asleep in the bath tub... :blush:

GK rides his bicycle daily, and to show off, rides front wheel wheelies down hills with his feet off the pedals.  He is an amazing cyclist! ;)
 
Wasted is Eddie's husband who pays me LOTS of money to be a sex slave for the both of them. Oops, I revealed the details of my true 3 way fantasy.
 
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