make up a lie about the previous poster

Genghis Khan said:
Count Chocula is a brother to Captain Crunch.  Wasted found out while seafaring last year that Cpt. Crunch is his real father, which would make Wasted and Deano cousins.
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Where does R2D2 fit in all of this then?

Deano is the Sandman, and he's bringing me a dream, he's the cutest I've ever seen... er, I mean SHE'S the cutest I've ever seen :D
 
That's right! I'll make up a lie about the current poster (me). I am Prance, Onhell; and I'm coming for you!  :lol:
 
no offense to Prance, but most def not the cutest I've ever seen :p Hell, not even the chicks from last night's wet t-shirt contest were worth the free beer.
 
How can someone/something not be worth the beer, if the beer is free? Division by zero cannot give zero (unless we're talking a 0/0-expression which happens to have 0 as its limit, of course).

So there must have been some seriously wrong with those chicks, making their presence negative value  :D Were they really transvestites?
 
Eddies Wingman said:
How can someone/something not be worth the beer, if the beer is free? Division by zero cannot give zero (unless we're talking a 0/0-expression which happens to have 0 as its limit, of course).

So there must have been some seriously wrong with those chicks, making their presence negative value  :D Were they really transvestites?
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Ok oK, the winner was hot, but she was a lesbian, so all the dirty things I wanted to do to her weren't gonna happen, her girlfriend was going to have that fun instead :(
 
<<Still in the lie>> I'm Prance, I can have her. Thank you.

Does anybody want to come to my party this weekend?

Prance
 
No. I've seen what you deem a "party" and quite frankly apple flavored soda, Scrabble and Yahtzee are not a party. If you added weed, naked twister and truth or dare after king's cup... then maybe... and only if the lesbian from last night was there

thank you,

onhell
 
Onhell said:
Where does R2D2 fit in all of this then?
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R2D2 was sent to rescue Captain Crunch from the Lezbos of Latex during the Kizurazgubi wars.
Don Dokken - Mosh will bring illicit substances to said party with Onhell and Deano-Prance.
 
Mega invented thermosweave underwear that keep you comfortable in extreme climates.  You can get them in thong, granny panties or with daisies on 'em.  :D :P
 
Haha!! 

( was actually outraged the other night-- ex was late by 4 hours to  pick up daughters, getting my ass kicked on COD6 by a bunch of lag-switch cheatin fuckers...and I was all outta beer)

Onhell is actually an alien advanced scout, that is here to inventory our planet's defenses.  He landed in the large crater in AZ, but, due to lack of understanding of our world, he can't get out of the state to investigate the rest of the world.
 
Wasted has just PM'ed me to ask me to sell my MiniDisc player to him, so he can be more up-to-date with mobile music technology. Seriously! :huh:
 
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