make up a lie about the previous poster

Mega applied for "Israeli Porn Idol". He accurately filled out the application form which asked for his favourite position, wiener size and all the other things. He had a feeling that he knew that address from somewhere. It turned out there is no "Israeli Porn Idol", and it was his mates' address and now his friends know all about his little secrets.
 
You'd think that such a show does not exist, but you would be surprised


Perun's named after the great Don Perun Garfield, the legendary transexual prostitute of wales.
 
Onhell is often posting stuff about his infamous "urinal" thread, yet we see no evidence of it anywhere. So I ask you, did Onhell actually make a thread about feeling awkward when other people start talking to him whilst he is taking a leak? And that fact it needs to stop - NOW? Well, if you say no, we can surmise that Onhell made it up. :D
 
IT DID HAPPEN!!! It was deleted along with the thread it was on. And it was a PUBLIC URINATOR story... fucking epic. Took place in the old west, a ghost town gets bown up, the sheriff finds the culprit taking a piss in the middle of the street and as they drag him into the cop car as the news cameras are rolling he yells "Wait for me (person's name which I forgot)" a la Street Car Named Desire.... *sniff* I knew I should have moved it when I had the chance.

ANYWAY... Albie loves public restrooms.
 
I thought it was the one about people talking to you whilst taking a leak. That got moved from General to Madness by a click of Mav's mouse. :D

Still, Onhell's version of a free massage is a woman brushing past him in the street.
 
OH, that one is still somewhere in the madness forum. That one was "Whatever it is I'm Against it" :D That's where you'll find My Pirate Daughter story. And yes, I am against people talking to me while taking a leak.

as for the massage, it was a DUDE. How insensitive of you to ASSUME only women give massages :p

Albie gets massages from Tasmanian midgets.
 
Onhell wrestles Tasmanian midgets in the middle of The Outback.  After defeating them, narrowly, he ties 'em up like cowboys do cattle and sells them to various massage parlours around the world.  He makes a good living too.
 
Onhell said:
as for the massage, it was a DUDE. How insensitive of you to ASSUME only women give massages :p
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But women give the best massages. :D


Travis got so bloody frustrated with his Mac the other day, it led him to beat the keyboard so hard with his fists until they bled so hard his arms fell off. But that was not enough - with his body now armless, he continued to take out his anger with his head. Then he was no more.
 
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