make up a lie about the previous poster

[Deano]

Wasted is on the cover of a box of Coco Puffs.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Deano is engaged to Captain Crunch's sister, hoping to get a captaincy (sp?) out of it.

 

[Deano]

Wasted's alter ego is Captain Crunch.

 

[Albie]

Deano holds the secret to eternal life - but he can't be arsed to share it.

 

[Deano]

Albie is my city dog catcher.... I want my dog back!

 

[Wästed The Great]

Thats not Deano's dog, but he wants it for the new restaurant he is building in Cali.

 

[Deano]

Wasted will now accompany me to Svalbard where we will open up a polar bear restaurant.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Deano will be responsible for hunting the polar bears. With his bare hands.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Eddie's Wingman is going to be our guide.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

But of course. It's obvious that you need a Norwegian guide when at Svalbard.

Wasted is also going to sell seal furs from seal cubs he will club himself.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Are seal clubs a place to dance and drink beer?

EW hates to drink beer.

 

[Deano]

Of course! Club Baby Seals. Wasted's favorite.

 

[Onhell]

Deano dances to animal trance versions of "kiss from a rose" by Seal at the seal clubs with Wasted

 

[Deano]

Onhell wants to declare war on Svalbard.... not all of Norway, just Svalbard.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Deano is ready to enlist in that army as well.

@Wasted: What an OUTRAGEOUS lie!

 

[Deano]

EW has been to Svalbard.... Well? Have you?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

[truth] Unfortunately not. I'd like to. Some friends of mine went there for a two-week hiking expedition back in 2006 and from the pictures I've seen it was an awesome trip. I didn't go with them then, because I didn't trust that my knees would function for such a long hike. They failed me the year before, after a 540 km bicycle race.[/truth]

 

[Deano]

EW has to use training wheels. I don't know why I am so fascinated with that territory but I will go there eventually.

 

[Wästed The Great]

It's because your father, Count Chocula, lives there.  And you have been wanting to visit him ever since the DNA test came back.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Count Chocula is a brother to Captain Crunch.  Wasted found out while seafaring last year that Cpt. Crunch is his real father, which would make Wasted and Deano cousins.