make up a lie about the previous poster

[Black Thunder]

Wasted has been a drug lord for 9 years. Smuggling drugs from Brazil and spreading them worldwide. Earning over 40.000.000$.

 

[Deano]

Black_Thunder's alter ego is White_Lightning.

 

[Onhell]

And Deano's is GREASE lightning... yup, you are the car of a promiscous teenager...

 

[____no5]

Onhell is an angel 

 

[Albie]

_____________no5 ranks __________no5 in the all time greatest Cornish pasty eaters. He is known to munch through seven of these (straight out of the oven) in under 5 minutes.


That was aimed at Deano, but I missed out!

 

[____no5]

Albie plays Britney Spear's records in his i-pod when we's walking the dogs.

 

[LooseCannon]

5 is projected to re-enter the atmosphere on July 21st 2013.

 

[____no5]

I knew it was 2013, but I was doubting about the date -thought in was in May or something.

LC is an actual member of The Residents

 

[Black Thunder]

I don't get it. Why you call him no5? his name clearly says Will-I-Am...

Anyway...

no5 sucks the life from H to he.

 

[Suicidehummer]

Black Thunder's grandfather died as a child from drinking Draino he found under the sink.

 

[Onhell]

I don't get it. Why you call him no5? his name clearly says Will-I-Am...

That was his Original nick... we call several members by their first nicks, some haven't shown up for a while though.

SH is a surly wench.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Onhell has surly wenches serving him ale by his bedside.

 

[____no5]

Genghis Khan is The Trooper 

 

[Genghis Khan]

No.5 is stuck in Dubai jail on racketeering charges. 

 

[____no5]

Brrr.... 

Genghis Khan can't turn left

 

[Genghis Khan]

No.5 is digging out of said jail with a metal spoon.

 

[____no5]

Genghis Khan a year ago, he was close to perfecting the first magnetic desalinization process. So revolutionary, it was capable of removing the salt of over 500 million gallons of sea water a day. So the starving nations of the earth they would have enough salt to last them forever.

 

[LooseCannon]

Brrr.... 

Genghis Khan can't turn left

BAHAHAHAHAHA BEST LIE EVER.

 

[Mosh]

LC cannot tell a lie

 

[Onhell]

Mosh IS Dokken!