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A normal person's checklist if they had a time machine:

-Meet Socrates and ask for wisdom concerning the fucked up world we live in now
-Go to a Roman orgy
-Play a prank on Leonardo da Vinci while he's painting the Mona Lisa
-Watch Napoleon do something badass
-Kill Baby Hitler
-Stop 9/11
-Prevent some mistake I did in the past

My checklist if I had a time machine:

-Ask an ancient scribe if the third letter in the second word from the fifth line in verso of leaf 5 from manuscript A341 is an alpha or an omicron
-Ask another ancient scribe why the fuck he never closes the loop in the rho in his inscriptions when chronologically speaking he should be doing it
-Ask the scribe of manuscript ea if he made a mistake with this weird hapax legomenon and kill him if he didn't
-Travel to the year 133 CE and ask a random guy what year it is in his calendar
-Inspect Temple 2 and see if the walls have crenelation or not
-Ask a guy posing for a bas relief in 260 CE what language he speaks
You wouldn't go to 1986 and provide Steve Harris more historically correct lyrics to Alexander the Great?
 
Collin's time machine checklist.
- See Iron Maiden in 1982
- See Iron Maiden in 1983
- See Iron Maiden in 1984
- See Iron Maiden in 1986
- See Iron Maiden in 1988
- See Iron Maiden in 2000
- See Iron Maiden in 2003
- See Iron Maiden in 2006
- See Iron Maiden in 2010
- See Dream Theater in New York 2000.
 
A normal person's checklist if they had a time machine:

-Meet Socrates and ask for wisdom concerning the fucked up world we live in now
-Go to a Roman orgy
-Play a prank on Leonardo da Vinci while he's painting the Mona Lisa
-Watch Napoleon do something badass
-Kill Baby Hitler
-Stop 9/11
-Prevent some mistake I did in the past

My checklist if I had a time machine:

-Ask an ancient scribe if the third letter in the second word from the fifth line in verso of leaf 5 from manuscript A341 is an alpha or an omicron
-Ask another ancient scribe why the fuck he never closes the loop in the rho in his inscriptions when chronologically speaking he should be doing it
-Ask the scribe of manuscript ea if he made a mistake with this weird hapax legomenon and kill him if he didn't
-Travel to the year 133 CE and ask a random guy what year it is in his calendar
-Inspect Temple 2 and see if the walls have crenelation or not
-Ask a guy posing for a bas relief in 260 CE what language he speaks
Perun is a Nazi confirmed. Would not kill baby Hitler.
 
Perun is a Nazi confirmed. Would not kill baby Hitler.
"Ask an ancient scribe if the third letter in the second word from the fifth line in verso of leaf 5 from manuscript A341 is an alpha or an omicron "

No. He merely confirmed he's Perun and not some imposter. He just has his priorities straight .
 
I think I'd get every pre-$1996 bill I can find, go back to 1996, cash it in, and invest in Apple.

Then stop off two weeks ago and cash out.
 
Well, I was born in 1975, but I didn't become a fan until 1987 so of course I'd have to become one at a younger age as well.

And holy shit! I just found out that Intellivision is back!
 
A normal person's checklist if they had a time machine:

-Meet Socrates and ask for wisdom concerning the fucked up world we live in now
-Go to a Roman orgy
-Play a prank on Leonardo da Vinci while he's painting the Mona Lisa
-Watch Napoleon do something badass
-Kill Baby Hitler
-Stop 9/11
-Prevent some mistake I did in the past

My checklist if I had a time machine:

-Ask an ancient scribe if the third letter in the second word from the fifth line in verso of leaf 5 from manuscript A341 is an alpha or an omicron
-Ask another ancient scribe why the fuck he never closes the loop in the rho in his inscriptions when chronologically speaking he should be doing it
-Ask the scribe of manuscript ea if he made a mistake with this weird hapax legomenon and kill him if he didn't
-Travel to the year 133 CE and ask a random guy what year it is in his calendar
-Inspect Temple 2 and see if the walls have crenelation or not
-Ask a guy posing for a bas relief in 260 CE what language he speaks
There is no need to kill baby Hitler, I have a feeling that if you participate in a Roman orgy then some weird buttefly effect will turn Hitler into a hero.
 
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