Travis The Dragon
AFTERGLOW!!!
Maybe we can all bring back hair metal!
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The Flash
Dennis Wilcock did 9/11
I basically have no hair follicles left in the front and top of my head. I look about 20 years older and much less attractive when I don't shave my head - hence the punishment. If I want to go back to looking sharp again, I have to fulfill some tasks I have set for myself. It's a discipline thing.
Travis The Dragon
AFTERGLOW!!!
So you intentionally punish yourself?
The Flash
Dennis Wilcock did 9/11
Yep, if I'm living a particularly shitty lifestyle and don't have the discipline to fix it.
Travis The Dragon
AFTERGLOW!!!
Ah, I understand now. That's great if it works.
Saapanael
Ancient Mariner
phantomoftheicarus
Bleeding Freak
Sorry to hear that
Saapanael
Ancient Mariner
Burn it!
I've been saying for a week now that I need to trim my beard. Perhaps you should all join video chat on Friday and we can discuss coronabeards.
KidInTheDark666
What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine too
Me too, except mine looks definitely better than the guy in the picture.
Diesel 11
As you scream into the web of silence...
Oh yeah, same.
Black Wizard
Pleb Hunter
Weetabix o'clock. Fuck yeah!
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
Second coffee o'clock here.
A normal person's checklist if they had a time machine:
-Meet Socrates and ask for wisdom concerning the fucked up world we live in now
-Go to a Roman orgy
-Play a prank on Leonardo da Vinci while he's painting the Mona Lisa
-Watch Napoleon do something badass
-Kill Baby Hitler
-Stop 9/11
-Prevent some mistake I did in the past
My checklist if I had a time machine:
-Ask an ancient scribe if the third letter in the second word from the fifth line in verso of leaf 5 from manuscript A341 is an alpha or an omicron
-Ask another ancient scribe why the fuck he never closes the loop in the rho in his inscriptions when chronologically speaking he should be doing it
-Ask the scribe of manuscript ea if he made a mistake with this weird hapax legomenon and kill him if he didn't
-Travel to the year 133 CE and ask a random guy what year it is in his calendar
-Inspect Temple 2 and see if the walls have crenelation or not
-Ask a guy posing for a bas relief in 260 CE what language he speaks
-Meet Socrates and ask for wisdom concerning the fucked up world we live in now
-Go to a Roman orgy
-Play a prank on Leonardo da Vinci while he's painting the Mona Lisa
-Watch Napoleon do something badass
-Kill Baby Hitler
-Stop 9/11
-Prevent some mistake I did in the past
My checklist if I had a time machine:
-Ask an ancient scribe if the third letter in the second word from the fifth line in verso of leaf 5 from manuscript A341 is an alpha or an omicron
-Ask another ancient scribe why the fuck he never closes the loop in the rho in his inscriptions when chronologically speaking he should be doing it
-Ask the scribe of manuscript ea if he made a mistake with this weird hapax legomenon and kill him if he didn't
-Travel to the year 133 CE and ask a random guy what year it is in his calendar
-Inspect Temple 2 and see if the walls have crenelation or not
-Ask a guy posing for a bas relief in 260 CE what language he speaks
Black Wizard
Pleb Hunter
Which language(s) would you use to ask him this?
Probably Greek or Latin, there should be an interpreter around.
The Flash
Dennis Wilcock did 9/11
A popular, but stupid answer to that hypothetical question, when you think about it. You could educate him and give him a different perspective on life instead. I recall Ricky Gervais alluding to this on some talk show.
Black Wizard
Pleb Hunter
Day 1 of working from home has been unproductive.