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Midnight
The Ever-Present "It"
It's too bad you were in an office call - the only laughter appropriate for that level of comedy would be the ending to Master Of Puppets.
I woulda bailed. "Sorry, when he got to the sexist bit about women, I was unable to listen anymore."
What a stupid thing to do, hire a comedian.
What a stupid thing to do, hire a comedian.
Lamia020281
Educated Fool
It really was. But the thing is I don't have a continuous job agreement, so I'm always very careful of what I say, because I want to be re-hired.
MindRuler
Ancient Mariner
The comedian is the one that's certainly not going to be re-hired.
Black Abyss Babe
I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold
I was never remotely interested in stand-up comedy until I discovered Ed Byrne 
The kind of comedians foisted on us as kids tended to be very unfunny ones in clown costumes, or really bad ventriloquists with creepy puppets ...
The kind of comedians foisted on us as kids tended to be very unfunny ones in clown costumes, or really bad ventriloquists with creepy puppets ...
Travis The Dragon
AFTERGLOW!!!
Thank goodness for shows like The Simpsons and Family Guy to give kids a proper laugh!I was never remotely interested in stand-up comedy until I discovered Ed Byrne
The kind of comedians foisted on us as kids tended to be very unfunny ones in clown costumes, or really bad ventriloquists with creepy puppets ...
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
I must say, Megadeth is excellent workout music.
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
Or rust, for that matter.
Shit.
As I was saying before, the neighbour below us has been complaining about us flooding his bathroom due to a leak in our pipes. After a few weeks of leaks happening periodically, we got a new plumber company and they told us that all the pipes in that area need to be replaced, which means trashing the bathroom and kitchen walls, as those pipes are connected (bathtub and kitchen sink and bathroom toilet). Gonna be enormous costs for the replacement and then additional costs to fix the bathroom after it gets trashed. Might have to migrate to mom's place until that gets fixed. I can still use the 2nd bathroom but it only has a toilet and a small sink.
As I was saying before, the neighbour below us has been complaining about us flooding his bathroom due to a leak in our pipes. After a few weeks of leaks happening periodically, we got a new plumber company and they told us that all the pipes in that area need to be replaced, which means trashing the bathroom and kitchen walls, as those pipes are connected (bathtub and kitchen sink and bathroom toilet). Gonna be enormous costs for the replacement and then additional costs to fix the bathroom after it gets trashed. Might have to migrate to mom's place until that gets fixed. I can still use the 2nd bathroom but it only has a toilet and a small sink.
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
Shit indeed ...
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
I just got an advertising e-mail from a hotel chain with the headline "It's never too late for a spontaneous holiday trip".
It may be true that it's never too late, but with the current state of affairs I certainly think it's too early.
It may be true that it's never too late, but with the current state of affairs I certainly think it's too early.
Time to make that pear chutney, then.
I don't know, I've never had it before. Other chutneys do.
Midnight
The Ever-Present "It"
Huh, this is my first time hearing of it.
What kinds go with cheese? Coriander chutney?