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[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

My 4 month kid loves to sit on my lap and listen to me sing crappy heavy metal karaoke.

May I suggest Mein Herz Brennt? It basically starts with a qoute from children's television. East German children's television, but still ...

 

[Perun]

May I suggest Mein Herz Brennt? It basically starts with a qoute from children's television. East German children's television, but still ...

Hey, even as a West German kid I watched that!

 

[Saapanael]

Great movie.

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

There's only one type of Christian music.

Quality always emerges, in any genre:

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Christian children's music?
Oh well, indoctrinate (brainwash?) them while they're young, I suppose.

It must have worked since I am a Christian.

 

[KidInTheDark666]

It must have worked since I am a Christian.

I'm too. Absolutely nothing wrong with that.

 

[Diesel 11]

I'm too. Absolutely nothing wrong with that.

I didn’t expect that tbh.

 

[KidInTheDark666]

I didn’t expect that tbh.

Why?

 

[Diesel 11]

Why?

I must be cynical from all the Christians I’ve run into who will not stop talking about their religious views, lol.

 

[KidInTheDark666]

I must be cynical from all the Christians I’ve run into who will not stop talking about their religious views, lol.

I try to avoid controversial topics lol.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

I must be cynical from all the Christians I’ve run into who will not stop talking about their religious views, lol.

Same here. I never try and force my religion on other people.

 

[LooseCannon]

I must be cynical from all the Christians I’ve run into who will not stop talking about their religious views, lol.

Stop hanging out with shitty people.

 

[Diesel 11]

Stop hanging out with shitty people.

It’s not intentional.

 

[Midnight]

It must have worked since I am a Christian.

Atheist from a Hindu background here.

 

[Night Prowler]

They came and fixed the fucking internet, yasssss

I wiped everything they touched and I'm hoping for the best, but there was no other way really.

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

I'm too. Absolutely nothing wrong with that.

#MeToo ...

 

[Black Wizard]

They came and fixed the fucking internet, yasssss

I wiped everything they touched and I'm hoping for the best, but there was no other way really.

You should have asked them to wash their hands as soon as they entered.

 

[Night Prowler]

They can contaminate the bathroom then.

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

 

[Lampwick 43]

I think I finally discovered the ultimate First World Problem: When the fridge is too full with food that there isn't any room left for beer.