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[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Football. It's fun. And when I don't feel close to dying when I get home from training, maybe my form isn't that disastrous after all ...

 

[Black Wizard]

Football. It's fun. And when I don't feel close to dying when I get home from training, maybe my form isn't that disastrous after all ...

You could probably get a game for Manchester United if your form isn't disastrous.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

You could probably get a game for Manchester United if your form isn't disastrous.

Cruel. But true. If Phil Jones can get a game ... and I'm every bit as good as him at being hit in the face by the ball, and making funny expressions.

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[Saapanael]

I was born in Zlín and spend first 18 years of my life there. My Mum still lives there and we live about two and a half hour drive away. So if we'll be visiting, I might write you.

That’s cool, I’ll be waiting!

Why will you be living in Chequeland Saap?

Exchange semester in university.

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And joining the porn industry.

 

[Collin]

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And joining the porn industry.

 

[KidInTheDark666]

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And joining the porn industry.

You too?

 

[Saapanael]

You too?

#MeToo

 

[Black Wizard]

Just three days to go now!

 

[Brigantium]

Should we all move to Czechia?

 

[Black Wizard]

Remember to Czech in at the airport on the way there.

 

[Magnus]

Just three days to go now!

Why are you monitoring all of this so closely?

 

[Black Wizard]

Fuck off foreigner.

 

[Magnus]

^

 

[Saapanael]

Should we all move to Czechia?

Maybe not all of us.
By the way, Brigs, did you once mention that Keeley Hawes was a childhood friend of yours? Or was that BAB...

 

[Black Wizard]

I would be sceptical of that since Keeley Hawes grew up in London and Brigs is from North-East England.

 

[Saapanael]

I would be sceptical of that since Keeley Hawes grew up in London and Brigs is from North-East England.

Eurosceptical?

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

Maybe not all of us.
By the way, Brigs, did you once mention that Keeley Hawes was a childhood friend of yours? Or was that BAB...

It was a colleague from my previous job who knows her. I've never met her myself.

 

[Black Wizard]

Eurosceptical?

Omnisceptical.

It was a colleague from my previous job who knows her. I've never met her myself.

Now I realize why Saap referred to BAB in his post. I didn't realize it's your acronym.

Are you keen to meet Keeley Hawes, Saap? She's a bit old for you I think, and also married which is more of a NP thing to be attracted to.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Omnisceptical.

Now I realize why Saap referred to BAB in his post. I didn't realize it's your acronym.

Are you keen to meet Keeley Hawes, Saap? She's a bit old for you I think, and also married which is more of a NP thing to be attracted to.

I thought NP had sorted that issue out now and was dating a non-married woman?

 

[Travis The Dragon]

What to post here? What to post? Can't really think of anything so