Straight outta Middle Ages.
Straight outta the Middle Ages
Crazy heretic named Diesel
From the gang called 'Serfs So Lethal'
When my lord calls, I chop off your balls
Raise the battle cry and charge on your walls
Listen, boy, don't fuck with me
The Catholics need all their prayers to fight me
At the stake is how I'm going out
"Fuck the Church!" is what I shout
Inquisition makes a rumble, I'll give 'em a tumble
I'll take on the Pope if I get the signal
Listen son, I'm a real hurly-burly
We're gonna kickstart the Reformation early
So give it up loser, 'fore I ask you how the Jews are
And the Cathars and all the rest you took out like the stars you are
So sing along to this if you're not a fuckin failure
I'll give you a rap from the lips of Vlad the Impaler
The battleaxe is my weapon
And the Christians better start sweatin'
We'll go toe to toe at Tours and beyond
Maybe knock some fuckers out across the pond
Yo, weekly, monthly, and yearly
Until you fucking choirboys see clearly
We're gonna take this world and throw it on its head
Take the battle to heaven, is what I said
When you come 'round with indulgences
You better pray I leave you alive with your chest
You can't lock me up or keep me in cages
Cuz I'ma be coming straight outta the Middle Ages